Silvia Club of NSW

Suck'n that stuff
Putt'n that ruff
Asks for 40 in hand
Gets 40 millilitres in hand
Doesn't take cheques
But gets it in da cheeks
Hes still our friend
We all love him
Just like bubba, with a packet of hubba bubba!

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The Gazelle, looks good from afar but far from good.

40 mill ? He'll be lucky to reveal
What he has in his pants that's concealed
Is the real deal. Nothing short of a meals deal
From maccas with fries and a coke
Loves to chew, drink and have a poke
I know it's gonna be mean
When I tell y'all what's in his jeans
No, not his hand, that's covered in spoof
He has no dick, 'cause he's a poof.

Razor and Thuan calling me a fag or a poof
These guys really be swapping specimens of spoof

Be calling me a pro, when you want to be me
Cos you cant sell your sex, not even for FREE

Only way, you's get payed, is to get money, to go away
But hey, what can ya say, a coin a day, keeps the hoes at bay

Razor's 'rhyming' is WIERD, its WORSE then WACK
Like a Sydney train, its DERAILED off the track

Thuan is used, abused and been passed around
More then a 'biker gang slut' of a redneck town

Huh, "Singing like Elvis, taking it in the crevice"
DONT RHYME !!! - shot down like an arrow signed by Legolas

You two are just grabbing at each others handle
Cant compete with me when u cant hold your candle

"He has no dick", your only thinking of this
Cos you swallowed my dick whole, along with my piss

You think 40mil is alot from your 10seconds, pathetic masturbation,
Should be 6, but the thought of your nann, provoked some hestitation

"Nothing short of a meals deal", cos unlike your frankfurt cocktail
My shlong feeds well, it should be a crime punishable by jail

Both of your spits and raps are that of a bitching sound
Shut the hell up or ill send ya both back to the pound


come back when u have something worth while for me to reply to, but keep it up kiddies

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You know who we be, N.A love for the S one three
S R twenty DE yo, will f**k on vtec like i f**k them hoes

Nismodify, he's so fly,
Looks like my.... little third eye!!
Don't know why, maybe its that shite he lets fly
Speak'n of ryhme, mother, I be fine.
PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!!!!!!

Come on, at least give me some effort points!!!!

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The Gazelle, looks good from afar but far from good.

Give you some points cos you said u tried?
How about HELL NO cos now your been DENIDE !
Because now as you read these final lines of mine
Im going to nail your coffin like its MC HAMMER time
Like your ass, im servin you your rice boiled or FRIED

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You know who we be, N.A love for the S one three
S R twenty DE yo, will f**k on vtec like i f**k them hoes

Well ladies and gentlemen, we have an admission from Nismodified that he likes my ass.

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The Gazelle, looks good from afar but far from good.

no mate, that is a literary form known as a similie, and analogy if you will, where one thing is said to be like another object to evoke further imagery within the word play. BBOOOOOOYYAAHHHHH

but ur ass is kinda cute

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You know who we be, N.A love for the S one three
S R twenty DE yo, will f**k on vtec like i f**k them hoes

....................... oh shucks.

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The Gazelle, looks good from afar but far from good.

naw naw boiz, u should play nice~
diss niss, an ull c how ma hitz are precise~
y'all rhymin shit lol like u in grade 3~
ma verse pac so much heat, leave u wit a burn 3rd degree~
i be lil sexc~ original femcee, makin al other MC bow dawn to a knee~
u wanna battle, ill take each of u on personally~
ya cant diss me~ can only miss G~
bit this jus a appertiser, so dont get to xcited~
i verbaly rip ligaments, with each verse recited

lol got told y'all was tryna free so i thought id sho u wut a rhyme is, n eone wanna battle, DISS

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-- i lub obs3ssi0nz -- hes mah hero!!
--=FrEeStYlE=--Fo LiFe FO SAKEN DA HATERZ
Da Squad to tha death
i sujest//u invest//na bullet proof vest// tiz all common sence//so i wont explaine the rest!!

Nice little verse, to intro yourself girl, nice to see ya on here.

Guys, that be - LiLsExC.. treat her nice cos she bites back colder then ice

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You know who we be, N.A love for the S one three
S R twenty DE yo, will f**k on vtec like i f**k them hoes

Finally a real b!t@H in da battle,
but while your talkin bend over and Ill clip on the saddle.
Play nice? we were just until you showed up,
Take a sip of my lirics served up in a cup!

Just like I thaught Im comin too dam strong,
to dam long, dont stand too close or ill rip off your thong!
Give you a verbal lesson then slap you with my (insert anytomical preferance here)!!!!

Think your showin me what rhyme is you high-ness?
Me smokin ? you blind sis ? try again you ass gonna be fried just..
gimme one reason to light that wick on your tampon!
then its just 3 - 2 - 1 - BOOM!!! your @$$ gone!!!

Welcome to the thread!!

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There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary, and those who dont!!

hehe, he said tampon... Mother F*^KER you say GAME ON!
You see, every post I get strong'a
Playing all yo fools like a drum in Conga! (curl your tounge)
Pass me the mic and da phat trophey,
all you little Try hards don't even know me!!
Wax the crack and da sack with da back,
You know I ain't give'n no slack for that!
I be the red white and blue mother f*^k'a coming down on you like a ten pund bould'a!

Word.

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The Gazelle, looks good from afar but far from good.

Hey Lilsexc, have we met somewhere
Couldn't help notice, you're not alone, over there

Why the hell you and Nis tag team
He only digs guys and likes his ass reamed
Had one of Elton John, and he said "mad dream"
Loves his 6 cyl and likes his ass creamed

Howcha gonna burn me 3rd degrees
Doncha know I'm aka Mr Freeze
No need to hurt for me to be on my knees
When I'm not out freezing, I'm out to sleaze

With a 180, Ima out to sneeze
If you're gonna post back, I'll say "YES PLEASE"

Your just an angry dragon when you do a sneeze
Its cute when you cough, sputter and start to weeze
Mr Freeze nah but rather more like Mr Frost bite
Cause your dick fell of when it wasnt hanging right

You 180 is like a phoenix, back from the grave
Your ride would have died if it wasnt for Dave
Cant say much about all your gay versin' flavours
reflects you like a custom dress made by stray taylors

Every post you say your still getting more stronger
When do i get to see decent lines, how much longer
You want the phat trophey cos your dildo has lost girth
Your fingers been up yo ass since the day of your birth

Piece by piece, line by line, I'll tear u apart in all due time
Learn to hold your lyrical lines and to flow your rhymes
Sometimes the crap you guys write is worse then half arsed
how much face ya want lose to give up at last?


Cmon guys if u want to battle lets u see battle each other and stop fairy assing around.
RAZOR Vs GAMER i think would be a good battle to start with.

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You know who we be, N.A love for the S one three
S R twenty DE yo, will f**k on vtec like i f**k them hoes

My car ain't a phoenix, from the graves bro
Like you said "damages adds character" - makes its retro
You're right about Dave, he did save it's life
If ima girl, there's no doubt, I will be his wife
Let his fuck me all through the night
But I'm not a girl, though I know you might

The gay jokes are there to be funny
It makes my words flow, makes it runny
But it suits your personality sunny
The way you often go to the dunny

If I sneeze, I'll save it up in glad-wrap
'Cause all your words are good but they're sad crap
So eat the "keep" and hopefully you'll have some mad rap.


I SECOND RAZOR AND GAMER BATTLE