Silvia Club of NSW

RULES:

No reference or using 'mum/sister' jokes unless its clean. we are above that level.
Swearing to a minimum, use it specifically, not excessivley.
10 lines or less, no essays. give us the good shit and leave out the rest.
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Yo yo Step Right up and battle ~MEEH~
Smooth like silk da Lyrical ~EmCEE~
Rap it harder then TEIN ~suspension~
Leavin ya DEAD out of ~contention~
Holes in your chest and set your soul ~FREE~

Batter up dawg, spit back yo

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You know who we be, N.A love for the S one three
S R twenty DE yo, will f**k on vtec like i f**k them hoes

bystander: "oh my god they're poetry fighting!"

But you drive a sky-bus,
it's a big piece of puss,
but at least its grey,
but still it is gay,
makes me vomit and cuss

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S13 Silvia Tuning - The Definitive SR20 Modifying Site

Rapped with a New zealand accent fo ya

LOL my sky-bus aint dud still be ~RUNNIN~ (dud = dead)
My bearings are fine still be ~SPUNNIN~ (spinning)
Thank my stars i dunt run an ~S-Argghh~ (SR engine)
Cos my garuge wud grave a dud ~CAR~ (dud = dead)
Dont trust four BUNGERS, they be ~CUNNIN~

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You know who we be, N.A love for the S one three
S R twenty DE yo, will f**k on vtec like i f**k them hoes

10 goods!

Okay guys this is gettin scary,
Lets take it then on to Jerry.
I know your all keener,
so see you on Springer!
and Nismod....you rap like a fairy !!!

Battled, Bamboozled and Busted,
Im leaving you girlie quite flustered!!
Now bring on the fight...
Ill swing left and right...
Your @$$ just turned to custard!

No offence intended.....please dont beat me up Mr ~EmCEE~

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There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary, and those who dont!!

Didnt realise ya swing it that ~WAY~
Explains why your spittin be so ~GAY~
Springer, your on stage im in the ~CROWD~
Imma chant, "dont root real dogs" out ~LOUD~
You'll star in a weekly special starting from ~TODAY~


LOL, i like your verse with jerry dude

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You know who we be, N.A love for the S one three
S R twenty DE yo, will f**k on vtec like i f**k them hoes

Ya all know I'm the real slim shady
so stop all this acting like a baby
what a team you both make
an asian and an aussie, sik bro mate
Im the true lyrical master
so go download WMA_Blaster

It dont matter your colour or race
You cant keep up with the pace,
Download what I like,
Mpg's of dykes,
And they gonna $h!t onna Yo Face!!

(mmm fringing on Banned )

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There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary, and those who dont!!

Yo sure you be the real slim dogg ~SHADY~
I saw ya this morn' dress as a ~LADY~
You aint EM, More like croc hunter ~MATE~
Should use your sorry sad ass as shark ~BAIT~
Your the real EM, MAH ASS you must be ~CRAZY~

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You know who we be, N.A love for the S one three
S R twenty DE yo, will f**k on vtec like i f**k them hoes

Now ShAdY lets fix ur your song,
You've apparently got some things wrong,
So you need not ask again,
I actually South African!
And yes its true Ive got a long.....time to make up a rhyme;)

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There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary, and those who dont!!

SHLONG!!!!

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As shit disolves in a bucket... So, are the days of our lives.

All these lyrics are fooli sick
But are your cars really that quick?
Hell I cant talk im running atmo
Not enough power to smoke it up, yo
That doesnt stop me talking smack
Just like a ricer with a header cracked
Motec Exhaust, Subs and NOS
Drop the clutch, pure power loss
This is fun, may i keep going?
bah, not until the turbo's flowing.

Dam boy what have I done
Gave you the credit when your Afrikaan
I make not claim I am good at this shit
But dam i aint going to be made look like a twit
Battles are to spit without rule
So dont go hiding behind your mule

Nismod knows me so well
But yet he cant spit or even spell
Wait till your dawg Thaun turns up
I'll be needing some serious back up
Runs and hides from his wrath
That might add up when you do the math.

"I'm the real slim shady" thats what you ~SAID~
The REAL shady sports a shiny bald ~HEAD?~
You cant even talk, OD from too much ~ACID~
You cant walk, and your middle 'leg' be ~PLACID~
should u send ur ass back to 8MILE ~INSTEAD?~


Get your apron and start cooking the ~DINNER~
We all know who here is the supreme ~WINNER~
I busted your disguise, your a ~FAKE~
GET in the kitchen, BAke me my ~CAKE~
Get outta here dawg before my patience grows ~THINNER~

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You know who we be, N.A love for the S one three
S R twenty DE yo, will f**k on vtec like i f**k them hoes

That rhyme has left me up lifted,
So thus it seems you are gifted,
this is a poem you swine,
Not a rap just a rhyme,
it seems now your a$$ end has shifted!!


Well if we're rappin, I'll leave you demolished
ant thing that you'll try to acomplish,
You spit? NO! you chocked
Again you are smoked!
Cos I am A true Rhyming Artist!


BOO YAH KA SHA!! Respec'!

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There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary, and those who dont!!

Here we got mister Cypher ~1-0-2-4~
Posting crap galore, genuine post ~WHORE~
Shakes in his bones when he see's a ~PINTARA~
Trying his heart out car cant go any ~HARDER~
Engine wasnt runnin' dont think he was too ~SURE~

cmon big fella

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You know who we be, N.A love for the S one three
S R twenty DE yo, will f**k on vtec like i f**k them hoes