Silvia Club of NSW

> 20 Reasons why a Woman Should Call it a Night
> >
> >1. You have absolutely no idea where your bag is.
> >
> >2. You truly believe that dancing with your arms overhead and
> wiggling
> your
> >bottom while yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance move around.
> >
> >3. You've suddenly decided that you want to kick someone's ass and
> honestly
> >believe that you could do it too.
> >
> >4. In your last trip to "pee" you realise you now look more like a
> drag
> >queen than the goddess you were just four hours ago.
> >
> >5. You drop your 3:00 a.m. kebab on the floor (which you're eating
> even
> >though you're not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on
> eating it.
> >
> >6. You start crying and telling everyone you see that you love them
> sooooo
> >much.
> >>7. There are less than three hours before you're due to start work.
> >
> >8. You've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to
> you.
> >
> >9. The man you're flirting with used to be your biology teacher.
> >
> >10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and
> sing or
> >dance becomes strangely overwhelming.
> >
> >11. Your eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so
> you
>
> >decide to keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.
> >
> >12. You seem to think that its a really good idea to get your mates
> to
> push
> >you down the street in a shopping trolley.
> >
> >13. You yell at the bartender, who (you think) cheated you by giving
> you
> >just lemonade, but that's just because you can no longer taste the
> vodka.
> >
> >14. You think you're in bed, but the pillow feels strangely like the
> >kitchen floor.
> >
> >! ;15. You start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this
> the
> WRONG
> >WAY but..."
> >
> >16. You fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when you sit on it.
>
> >
> >17. You're hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
> >
> >18. You're soooo tired you just sit on the floor (wherever you happen
> to be
> >standing) and take a quick nap.
> >
> >19. You begin leaving the buttons open on your button fly pants to
> cut
> down
> >on the time you're in the bathroom away from your drink.
> >
> >20. You take your shoes off because you really believe it's their
> fault
> >that you're having problems walking straight.
> >

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Dogs have masters, Cats have Staff

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You know who we be, N.A love for the S one three
S R twenty DE yo, will f**k on vtec like i f**k them hoes

Bwahhaha... sounds familiar... cough cough

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Co-Founder, President & Webmaster
mayhem@silviansw.com - www.silviansw.com
Why drive when you can drift?

i've tried to say all that my g/f and got 20 slaps

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got 15?

Yeah Ill do that....

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Dogs have masters, Cats have Staff

12. been there done that both sober and pissied i just need some medicine after doing it, more beer

16. since im not a female i only hope you just dont start doing any thing before you notice

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There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

i know someone that qualifies for all 20 points

no not my GF, my neighbour!!

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