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ZEi250t
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 12:16 pm 
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She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and that I'd have to quit. Then I caught her spending $65 on make-up and I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her. She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me. I told her that was what the beer was for. I don't think she's coming back.

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lol who is this bloke.


yeh man makeup costs $5 millon dollars for something which i could probably make from rust and dye. :lol:

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zei20l wrote:
She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and that I'd have to quit. Then I caught her spending $65 on make-up and I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her. She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me. I told her that was what the beer was for. I don't think she's coming back.


What worries me is that you probably actually said this to a chick :lol:
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What worries me is that you probably actually said this to a chick :lol:


Damn u beat me to it :lol:

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What worries me is that Turbo_Brian probably thinks you said that to a chick! :lol:

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Zei, did you give up your balls along with the beer? :P
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no i have my balls intact thanks :)

this is why im not selling my car :P

let me rephrase that, thats why im not being told to sell it :)

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^^ Hehe
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haah hes the man!

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haah hes the man!



Ooooooo you've left it wiiiiiide open there prince chiba......but.... he's a mod now so we have to behave.... :wink:

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haha yeh i knew as soon as i typed it, but I just submitted the post anyway.

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Ooooooo you've left it wiiiiiide open there prince chiba......but.... he's a mod now so we have to behave.... :wink:

Says who? :P
Not hanging shit on Zei is a banning offence :wink:

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Prince Chiba wrote:
haah hes the man!



Ooooooo you've left it wiiiiiide open there prince chiba......but.... he's a mod now so we have to behave.... :wink:

Says who? :P
Not hanging shit on Zei is a banning offence :wink:



oooops i'll get to work then...hmmmm what i WAS going to say was maybe more like 65% man, 10% girl, and the other 25%.......well...............it's just another one of the universes mysteries that may never be answered..................

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I say stuff like that all the time to the gf. Like when she said dose my arse look fat in this. I said no fatter than it looks in every thing else. :D

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