Silvia Club of NSW

These are in the poorest of taste...Apologies in advance.

Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
A: Because they aren't his!


Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: Get out of my sun!


Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?
A: Throw him a buoy!


Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.


Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?
A: One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost.


Q: How do we know Michael is guilty?
A: Several children have fingered him.


Q. Why did Michael Jackson rush over to Wal-Mart?
A. He heard that boys' pants were 1/2 off.


Q. What's the difference between a supermarket bag and Michael Jackson?
A. One is white, made of plastic, and should be kept away from small
children. The other is used to hold groceries.


Q. How do you know when it's bedtime at the Neverland Ranch?
A. When the big hand touches the little hand.


Q. What's brown and often found in children's underpants?
A. Michael Jackson's hand.


Q. What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson's dreams very
night?
A. Hanson.


Q. What the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
A. Acne doesn't come on your face until you're about fifteen.


Q. Why can you always win a race with Michael Jackson?
A. Because he always likes to come in a little behind.


Q. What did Michael Jackson say to Gary Glitter?
A. I'll swap you a 10 for two fives


Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds.


Janet and Michael Jackson were at home one night...
Janet: Shall we get a pizza and video tonight?
Michael: Yeah, okay, can we get Aladdin?
Janet: No, just a pizza and video


Q: What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years?
A: Michael Jackson


Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
A: The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out.


Q: What do Michael and homework have in common?
A: Both are a pain in the ass to kids


The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson: If he hears any
more allegations about little boys, the Pope says he'll have no choice
but to make him a priest.


FBI have raided Michael Jackson's house:They found class A drugs in his
kitchen, Class B drugs in his living room and Class 5C in his bedroom.

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The Golf is like an 16-year-old girl with big boobs. You know it's wrong but you can't keep away from her.

lol

ahhhh hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah

that shit is the funniest shit i have read all week!!!

hahahhahahahha

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...light travels faster than sound, thats why some people may appear bright untill you hear them speak.

Q. What the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
A. Acne doesn't come on your face until you're about fifteen.

I remeber this one was doing the rounds about a year ago with Catholic Priests instead of MJ.

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meh

hahahahahahaha that last ones gold... I didnt get it for a bit... Theres some good ones in there tho.

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That's what she said

ahhh thats f**king hilarious, good post mate

LOl. And the award to the least politically correct mod goes to....... BT!!!