Silvia Club of NSW

FULLY SIK CUZ, BRO!!!
> >
> > JOB APPLICATION AT OPORTOS IN BANKSTOWN SQUARE
> >
> > NAME: OneSik Habib
> >
> > SEX: No Worries! U know wot they say: Get Sum Lebanese Between Ya Knees!.
> >
> > DESIRED POSITION: I go for Canterbury so it would have to be Doggy style.
> >
> > DESIRED SALARY: $250,000 a year plus a CRX with sub-woofers
instead of a backseat. Or CASH money under the table!
> >
> > EDUCATION: Nah. wot for? this is aportos - not a skool.
> >
> > LAST POSITION HELD: Fullback for ST Johns Lakemba.
> >
> > SALARY: Nah cuz! I hate all vegtables.
> >
> > MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: once I full picked up 4 chicks at Cave bro. so did my cuzin khaled. they wanted us bad bro.
> >
> > REASON FOR LEAVING: All in brawl
> >
> > HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Work?? who said anyfink about work??
> >
> > PREFERRED HOURS: Thursday night/Saturday and Sunday anytime
> >
> > DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS? Bro, being a lebo IS a special
> >skill leh
> >
> > MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER? :Nah, but here's my parole officers number 0417435211
> >
> > DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM
> > LIFTING UP TO 15Kgs?
> > My dad's got sum back problem and I fink it might run in da family
> >
> > DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: Yeah, ya want one bro? full lowered and
> >everyfink! its fully LAJIT
> >
> > HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?:
> > I came first in skool for "MOST SICK DAYS TAKEN" (I was fully sik,
> > and still am)
> >
> > DO YOU SMOKE?: Nah but I know heaps of suppliers!
> >
> > WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: I'd like to be doing Britney Spears, actually I'd like to be doing her now!
> >
> > DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Swear to god bro, wallah.
> >
> > SIGN HERE: Gemini

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The Golf is like an 16-year-old girl with big boobs. You know it's wrong but you can't keep away from her.

lol its still funny. but its been around since the mid '90s

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And if i'm not mistaken a certain ex-communicated forum member posted it a few months ago....

Still funny though

OOPS,sorry to re-hash stuff.

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The Golf is like an 16-year-old girl with big boobs. You know it's wrong but you can't keep away from her.

some might find this offensive.

True.

doubt it ... its all in good fun... not like anyone takes it sersiously
im a 'wog', i dont care, its al good wallah

Some people need to lighten up.That's why this is the Jokes and Funny Stuff section.

I wouldn't give a shit if someone posted a joke about some Anglo white boy.

Like mokompri said,it's all in good fun.

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The Golf is like an 16-year-old girl with big boobs. You know it's wrong but you can't keep away from her.

im offended that you are referring to 'Anglo white' boys and calling them 'Anglo white boys'

j/k

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Quiet you damn cracker

How about "white Trash" then?

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The Golf is like an 16-year-old girl with big boobs. You know it's wrong but you can't keep away from her.

THATS more like it

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All this White fella talk is making an asian Brudda feel offended

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You know who we be, N.A love for the S one three
S R twenty DE yo, will f**k on vtec like i f**k them hoes

HA HA! It's impossible to please everyone!

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The Golf is like an 16-year-old girl with big boobs. You know it's wrong but you can't keep away from her.

What a trash thread.