Silvia Club of NSW

Hey guys, this is a little long winded joke i heard on a army trip, hope u's get at least a smile...maybe even a soft chuckle?

Out in the middle of outback Australia is a Pub, in the pub there's a 44 Gallon drum full of $1 coins, this travller walks in and asks the bartender what the deal is with the $1 coins, the bartender informs him that if he throws in a $1 coin, goes out the back and makes the donkey laugh he can take the 44 Gallon drum home with him. the guy sees this as an opportunity to make some easy cash, throws in a $1 coin and walks out the back.

A few minutes later the man returns looking quite smug and asks the bartender to help him load the drum into the back of his ute, to this the bartender replies "F--K off mate, no one's been able to make that donkey laugh. Let me check first" the bartender walks out the back and sure enuf there's the donkey rolling around in side splitting laughter. The bartender walks out shakes the mans hand and helps him put the drum in the back of his ute and the man drives away.

A few years later the same man walks in to the same pub and again sees a 44 Gallon drum full with $1 coins, the man again asks the bartender the deal and is told the same thing except this time he has to make the donkey cry, again seeing an easy opportunity to make some money he throws in his $1 coin and walks out the back.

A few minutes later the man walks back in and again asks the bartender to help him with the drum. the bartender looks at him quizically before walking out the back to check, the bartender walks out to see the poor donkey sobbing his heart out so he goes back inside and helps the man again. the man is about to drive away when the bartender taps him on the shoulder and says "mate, i gota ask, how did u do it?"
the man turns around and says
"well, the first time i told the donkey i had a bigger c-ck then he did, then the second time, i showed him.

it coulda been the drunken state i was in at the time but i found that one pretty amusing...

**sx baby**

haha nice one
written jokes are good, i cant see pics in all other jokes, cuz im at work

hahahaha...i'm pissing myself...

army trip???

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hahah very funny

i like that, ill have to remember it

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Hey all,
Yeah MuffinMan an army trip, i'm contracted thru defence and play volleyball for them and we had our State Championships basically a cple weeks ago and heard it there. hope u all enjoyed it i still laught every time i read it
**sx baby**

Hahahaha Where's that pub? I need new tryes...