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| Author: | NR [ Fri Apr 23, 2004 3:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Drag Race! |
One day, in a small town in the middle of no-where, a redneck wearing nothing but jeans and suspenders was pumping gas into his old ford pickup truck at the local gas station. To his surprise, a rich man in a Ferrari pulled up next to him to pump gas into his $600,000 car. As the rich man was pumping gas he looked over at the bewildered redneck. Noticing the admiration on his face the rich man asked, in a cocky tone, "what, you wanna race farm boy?" Not one to back down to a challenge the redneck replied in a defiant tone "I sure do city boy!" Shortly after that, the two men had there cars lined up on a super long stretch of straight road. The two men were standing in between the two cars discussing how to insure a fair start. They finally concluded that the rich man would hold up 3 fingers and do a count down. When the last finger dropped they would go for it. So the rich man opened his door and stepped into his car, then the redneck walked around to the door of his car and climbed in. The rich man started the count down and when the last finger fell they took off. The rich man decided to toy with the redneck and only shift up to second gear, but by the time he got to full speed in second gear the old ford pickup truck was just a dot in his rear view mirror. "What a waste of time." the rich man thought. suddenly, RRRRROOOOOOMMMMMM!!! The old ford pickup truck went roaring by. "Whoa!" the rich man said. So then he shifted up into 3rd then 4th gear to still give the redneck a sporting chance. Once again the old ford pickup truck became a dot in his rear view mirror. RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!! To the rich man's surprise the old ford pickup truck went flying by again! "FINE!" The rich man shouted. So then he went all out, shifting up into 6th gear and putting the pedal to the floor. By now the Ferrari was doing about 210 Mph. The Ferrari blew by the old ford pickup truck and once again the old ford pickup truck became a tiny speck in his rear view. RRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!! The old ford pickup truck blew by him again, practically blowing the Ferrari's doors off. Having been beaten by the old ford pickup truck the rich man pulled over to the side of the road and stopped. In a rage he got out and slammed his door as the redneck backed up next to his car. "WHAT KIND OF MOTOR DO YOU HAVE IN THAT OLD FORD PICKUP TRUCK!" Shouted the rich man. The redneck climbed out of his truck shaking like a nervous Chihuahua and replied, "I have no idea, BUT I GOT MY SUSPENDERS CAUGHT IN YOUR DOOR!!" |
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| Author: | Serial Killa [ Fri Apr 23, 2004 7:50 pm ] |
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har har har
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| Author: | Boosted_200 [ Sat Apr 24, 2004 12:57 pm ] |
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I read it, but didn't seem to find it funny. 
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