bystander: "oh my god they're poetry fighting!"
But you drive a sky-bus,
it's a big piece of puss,
but at least its grey,
but still it is gay,
makes me vomit and cuss
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| Author: | Nismodified [ Wed Mar 17, 2004 6:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Freestyle Rap Battle |
RULES: No reference or using 'mum/sister' jokes unless its clean. we are above that level. Swearing to a minimum, use it specifically, not excessivley. 10 lines or less, no essays. give us the good shit and leave out the rest. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yo yo Step Right up and battle ~MEEH~ Smooth like silk da Lyrical ~EmCEE~ Rap it harder then TEIN ~suspension~ Leavin ya DEAD out of ~contention~ Holes in your chest and set your soul ~FREE~ Batter up dawg, spit back yo |
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| Author: | Lawsy [ Wed Mar 17, 2004 6:26 pm ] |
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bystander: "oh my god they're poetry fighting!"
But you drive a sky-bus, it's a big piece of puss, but at least its grey, but still it is gay, makes me vomit and cuss |
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| Author: | Nismodified [ Wed Mar 17, 2004 6:40 pm ] |
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Rapped with a New zealand accent fo ya LOL my sky-bus aint dud still be ~RUNNIN~ (dud = dead) My bearings are fine still be ~SPUNNIN~ (spinning) Thank my stars i dunt run an ~S-Argghh~ (SR engine) Cos my garuge wud grave a dud ~CAR~ (dud = dead) Dont trust four BUNGERS, they be ~CUNNIN~ |
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| Author: | Gamer [ Wed Mar 17, 2004 6:48 pm ] |
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Quote: Rapped with a New zealand accent fo ya
 10 goods!
Okay guys this is gettin scary, Lets take it then on to Jerry. I know your all keener, so see you on Springer! and Nismod....you rap like a fairy !!! Battled, Bamboozled and Busted, Im leaving you girlie quite flustered!! Now bring on the fight... Ill swing left and right... Your @$$ just turned to custard! No offence intended.....please dont beat me up Mr ~EmCEE~
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| Author: | Nismodified [ Wed Mar 17, 2004 6:56 pm ] |
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Didnt realise ya swing it that ~WAY~ Explains why your spittin be so ~GAY~ Springer, your on stage im in the ~CROWD~ Imma chant, "dont root real dogs" out ~LOUD~ You'll star in a weekly special starting from ~TODAY~ LOL, i like your verse with jerry dude |
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| Author: | RobO [ Wed Mar 17, 2004 7:02 pm ] |
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Ya all know I'm the real slim shady so stop all this acting like a baby what a team you both make an asian and an aussie, sik bro mate Im the true lyrical master so go download WMA_Blaster |
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| Author: | Gamer [ Wed Mar 17, 2004 7:08 pm ] |
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It dont matter your colour or race You cant keep up with the pace, Download what I like, Mpg's of dykes, And they gonna $h!t onna Yo Face!! (mmm fringing on Banned  )
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| Author: | Nismodified [ Wed Mar 17, 2004 7:11 pm ] |
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Yo sure you be the real slim dogg ~SHADY~ I saw ya this morn' dress as a ~LADY~ You aint EM, More like croc hunter ~MATE~ Should use your sorry sad ass as shark ~BAIT~ Your the real EM, MAH ASS you must be ~CRAZY~ |
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| Author: | Gamer [ Wed Mar 17, 2004 7:20 pm ] |
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Now ShAdY lets fix ur your song, You've apparently got some things wrong, So you need not ask again, I actually South African! And yes its true Ive got a long.....time to make up a rhyme;) |
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| Author: | ImSkitzoAndSoAmI [ Wed Mar 17, 2004 7:27 pm ] |
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SHLONG!!!! |
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| Author: | Gunmetal [ Wed Mar 17, 2004 7:27 pm ] |
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All these lyrics are fooli sick But are your cars really that quick? Hell I cant talk im running atmo Not enough power to smoke it up, yo That doesnt stop me talking smack Just like a ricer with a header cracked Motec Exhaust, Subs and NOS Drop the clutch, pure power loss This is fun, may i keep going? bah, not until the turbo's flowing. |
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| Author: | RobO [ Wed Mar 17, 2004 7:29 pm ] |
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Dam boy what have I done Gave you the credit when your Afrikaan I make not claim I am good at this shit But dam i aint going to be made look like a twit Battles are to spit without rule So dont go hiding behind your mule Nismod knows me so well But yet he cant spit or even spell Wait till your dawg Thaun turns up I'll be needing some serious back up Runs and hides from his wrath That might add up when you do the math. |
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| Author: | Nismodified [ Wed Mar 17, 2004 7:32 pm ] |
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"I'm the real slim shady" thats what you ~SAID~ The REAL shady sports a shiny bald ~HEAD?~ You cant even talk, OD from too much ~ACID~ You cant walk, and your middle 'leg' be ~PLACID~ should u send ur ass back to 8MILE ~INSTEAD?~ Get your apron and start cooking the ~DINNER~ We all know who here is the supreme ~WINNER~ I busted your disguise, your a ~FAKE~ GET in the kitchen, BAke me my ~CAKE~ Get outta here dawg before my patience grows ~THINNER~ |
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| Author: | Gamer [ Wed Mar 17, 2004 7:36 pm ] |
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That rhyme has left me up lifted, So thus it seems you are gifted, this is a poem you swine, Not a rap just a rhyme, it seems now your a$$ end has shifted!! Well if we're rappin, I'll leave you demolished ant thing that you'll try to acomplish, You spit? NO! you chocked Again you are smoked! Cos I am A true Rhyming Artist! BOO YAH KA SHA!! Respec'! |
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| Author: | Nismodified [ Wed Mar 17, 2004 8:15 pm ] |
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Here we got mister Cypher ~1-0-2-4~ Posting crap galore, genuine post ~WHORE~ Shakes in his bones when he see's a ~PINTARA~ Trying his heart out car cant go any ~HARDER~ Engine wasnt runnin' dont think he was too ~SURE~ cmon big fella
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