Please fine tune your Italian before trying to communicate!!
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage
in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores
them at first,but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the
men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I
come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again
and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time".
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine!!!!", retorted the lady
indignantly. "In this country....we don't speak aloud in public
places about our sex lives.........!!!!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
I BET YOU READ THIS AGAIN!!!
