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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2004 8:57 am 
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If you ever have a difficult situation to manage, you might consider
the approach offered by this obviously well trained Customer Service
Officer.

Indeed, an award should go to the Virgin Airlines gate attendant in
Sydney some months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point,
when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.

A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin 's 767s had been
withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a long
line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his
way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, " I
HAVE
to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS!"

The attendant replied, I'm sorry sir. I'll be happy to try to help
you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to
work something out"

The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the
passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?" Without
hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public
address microphone: " May I have your attention please, may I have your
attention please," she began - her voice heard clearly throughout
The terminal.

"We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If
anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14."

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man
glared at the Virgin attendant, gritted his teeth and said, " F... You!"
without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll
have to get in line for that too." :D :D :D :D :D

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Mwahahahahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol: .

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bbababhahahah thats great!

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BAHAHAHA classic

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Thats what I like to hear!

STUPID BIG EGO BUSINESS people! I work with em all the time :evil:
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Hehe.

But Virgin don't have any first class/business seats. :-?
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that guy was so OWNED
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bah hahahahaha thats too funny :D

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