Silvia Club of NSW

Why drive when you can drift?
It is currently Wed Oct 02, 2024 9:08 pm

View unanswered posts | View active topics


Board index » Miscellaneous » Jokes and Funny Stuff

All times are UTC + 10 hours [ DST ]



Post new topic Reply to topic  Page 1 of 2
  [ 19 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2  Next
  Print view Previous topic | Next topic 
Author Message
DA180
 Post subject: LEBANESE RESUME!!!
PostPosted: Wed Feb 04, 2004 12:55 pm 
Offline
Twin T04
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jul 01, 2003 8:05 am
Posts: 945
Location: Cheso
Car: BMW 328i
JOB APPLICATION AT APORTOS IN BANKSTOWN SQUARE

NAME: OneSik Habib

SEX: No Worries! U know wot they say: Get Sum Lebanese Between Ya Knees!

DESIRED POSITION: i go for Canterbury so it would have to be Doggy style.

DESIRED SALARY: $250,000 a year plus a CRX with sub-woofers instead of a backseat. Or CASH money under the table!

EDUCATION: Nah. wot for? this is aportos - not a skool.

LAST POSITION HELD: Fullback for ST Johns Lakemba.

SALARY: Nah cuz! i hate all vegtables.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: once i full picked up 4 chicks at Cave bro. so did my cuzin Khaled. they wanted us bad bro.

REASON FOR LEAVING: All in brawl.

HOURS AVALABLE TO WORK: Work?? who said anyfink about work??

PREFERRED HOURS: Thursday night/Saturday and Sunday anytime.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS? Bro, being a lebo IS a special skill wleh.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: Nah, but here's my parole officers number 0417435211

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 15Kgs?: My dad's got sum back problem and i fink it might run in da family

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: Yeah, ya want one bro? full lowered and everyfink! its fully LAJIT

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I came first in skool for "MOST SICK DAYS TAKEN" (I was fully sik, and still am)

DO YOU SMOKE?: Nah but i know heaps of suppliers!

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: I'd like to be doing Britney Spears, actually i'd like to be doing her now!

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Swear to god bro, wallah

SIGN HERE: Gemini
Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
Nismodified
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Feb 04, 2004 4:21 pm 
Offline
Banned
User avatar

Joined: Fri Apr 12, 2002 11:00 am
Posts: 5993
Location: 2166Reppin'
Car: S13 Silvia S-tune
So did u get the job for the maccas drive thru 'technician' then?

or did they say u were over qualified?

_________________
Image
You know who we be, N.A love for the S one three
S R twenty DE yo, will f**k on vtec like i f**k them hoes
Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
DA180
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Feb 04, 2004 6:11 pm 
Offline
Twin T04
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jul 01, 2003 8:05 am
Posts: 945
Location: Cheso
Car: BMW 328i
Nismodified wrote:
So did u get the job for the maccas drive thru 'technician' then?

or did they say u were over qualified?


:lol: :lol:
naah bro, i swear to god, they put me manager straight away :wink:
Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
cypher1024
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Feb 04, 2004 6:47 pm 
Offline
SilviaNSW Supporter
SilviaNSW Supporter
User avatar

Joined: Sun Aug 03, 2003 3:48 pm
Posts: 3683
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Too good :D
Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
plaYboY
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Feb 05, 2004 10:10 am 
Offline
Twin T88
User avatar

Joined: Fri May 23, 2003 8:31 pm
Posts: 1792
Location: .:moderating chicks:.
Car: S15 Spec R
datZ clasSIK BrO! :D :D :D

_________________
got 15?
Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
NORMO
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 12:09 am 
Offline
T88
User avatar

Joined: Tue Mar 11, 2003 1:46 pm
Posts: 764
Location: sydney
Car: Jap Spec S15
haha damn thats funny :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
fullboost
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 10:43 am 
Offline
Twin T66
User avatar

Joined: Mon Mar 25, 2002 11:00 am
Posts: 1339
Location: padstow
Car: Pulsar GTiR
im gonna call the parole officer number u put and see who it is
Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
DA180
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 12:54 pm 
Offline
Twin T04
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jul 01, 2003 8:05 am
Posts: 945
Location: Cheso
Car: BMW 328i
fullboost wrote:
im gonna call the parole officer number u put and see who it is


LMAO
its my cuzns number, trust me and dont call it :wink:
Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
plaYboY
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 2:14 pm 
Offline
Twin T88
User avatar

Joined: Fri May 23, 2003 8:31 pm
Posts: 1792
Location: .:moderating chicks:.
Car: S15 Spec R
DA180 wrote:
fullboost wrote:
im gonna call the parole officer number u put and see who it is


LMAO
its my cuzns number, trust me and dont call it :wink:


is ur couzn a chik? she hot? must be with all that parole uniform :D :D :D

_________________
got 15?
Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
DA180
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 2:36 pm 
Offline
Twin T04
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jul 01, 2003 8:05 am
Posts: 945
Location: Cheso
Car: BMW 328i
the number is there for u to try
:D
Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
plaYboY
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 4:20 pm 
Offline
Twin T88
User avatar

Joined: Fri May 23, 2003 8:31 pm
Posts: 1792
Location: .:moderating chicks:.
Car: S15 Spec R
hehehe i just rang and i got d/c : :P :wink:

_________________
got 15?
Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
cypher1024
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 4:25 pm 
Offline
SilviaNSW Supporter
SilviaNSW Supporter
User avatar

Joined: Sun Aug 03, 2003 3:48 pm
Posts: 3683
lol
Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
DA180
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sat Feb 07, 2004 1:43 am 
Offline
Twin T04
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jul 01, 2003 8:05 am
Posts: 945
Location: Cheso
Car: BMW 328i
i hope u had ur number on private b4 calling or u have just asked for it :wink:
Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
plaYboY
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sat Feb 07, 2004 8:48 am 
Offline
Twin T88
User avatar

Joined: Fri May 23, 2003 8:31 pm
Posts: 1792
Location: .:moderating chicks:.
Car: S15 Spec R
hehehee just pullin yer leg bro, im just bored here at work,, as usual :D :D :D how ur job now maz? 10x betta than telstra

_________________
got 15?
Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
cypher1024
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sat Feb 07, 2004 4:54 pm 
Offline
SilviaNSW Supporter
SilviaNSW Supporter
User avatar

Joined: Sun Aug 03, 2003 3:48 pm
Posts: 3683
DA180 wrote:
i hope u had ur number on private b4 calling or u have just asked for it :wink:


WHO IS IT!?!?! (I'd call but i'm afraid you might be serious :o)
Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  Page 1 of 2
  [ 19 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2  Next

Board index » Miscellaneous » Jokes and Funny Stuff

All times are UTC + 10 hours [ DST ]

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 35 guests

You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group