Silvia Club of NSW

For some reason my little bro was watching a less-than-legit copy of the rice and the furious, and while trying to figure out what someone was saying early on in the 'movie', I turned on the subtitles. To my surprise, they were funnier than the ricers in the movie!! Enjoy!


Scene: Lance and vince are deciding what sort of oil to feed to this car dude.

Dialogue:
50 weight?
- 40 Weight sounds nice

Their subtitle:
50 weeks?
- 40 Weeks sounds nice

Dialogue: (something like)
...clipped his bumper and put him into a wall at 120
I watched my dad burn to death



Dialogue:
...coming up in the pro stock-car circuit
It was the last race of the season...


Dialogue: (something like)
...with nine hundred horses of detroit muscle
It's a beast.


Dialogue:
What we have is probable cause

Their subtitle:
What we have is power cost.

Dialogue:
Where are they Ted? Where are they?

Their subtitle:
Swallow it Ted. Swallow it!

Haha, cop that Ted! Suck it down!

And last but most certainly not least. My favourite rice-title:

Dialogue:
Turretto did this with a 3/4 inch torque wrench.

lol, japlish is always welcome.

Hehe. The sad thing is that it's a copy of a dvd, so my question is: why not just copy the subtitles too?

I live engrish and chingrish

no offence to any asian members!

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Ohhh im soo offended zeil!!haha na its all cool, i acctualli understand all that chingrish!!haha i work with asianz 5 dayz a week and their english is whatever they want it to be!haha i should be a translator...hehe anyone with problems understanding chingrish, juss gimme a buzz hehe

ohhh btw there is one emoticon that looks like an asian!
look --->

hehe btw im asian too!!