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Post subject: NEW BUMPER STICKERS

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2004 10:11 am

Twin T88

Joined: Fri May 23, 2003 8:31 pm
Posts: 1792
Location: .:moderating chicks:.
Car: S15 Spec R

Here are the newest bumper stickers on the market:

1) The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.

2) I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

3) I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!

4) Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

5) I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

6) Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

7) WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

8 ) You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

9) BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

10) I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.

11) So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute!

12) Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

13) Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

14) To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.

15) I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

16) My kid had sex with your honor student.

17) Earth first...we'll mind the other planets later.

18 ) I'm just driving this way to piss you off.

19) Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

20) As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

21) I don't have to be dead to donate my organ.

22) I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...
not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

23) God must love stupid people, he made so many.

24) The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

25) Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

26) It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

27) I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

28 ) It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

29) Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

30) I know what you're thinking, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

31) Elvis is dead, and I'm not feeling too good myself.

32) Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

33) Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.

34) Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

35) Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

36) CAT ~ The Other White Meat!

37) Beer ~ The Reason I Get Up Each Afternoon!

38 ) I Must Be a Proctologist Because I Work With Assholes!

39) I'm Out Of Bed And Dressed; What More Do you want?

40)Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

:lol:

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Tallywhacker

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Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2004 4:17 pm

T28 Hybrid

Joined: Mon Sep 22, 2003 12:16 am
Posts: 89
Location: Close to the edge (of the gorge)
Car: ultimate turdbox s12

You forgot:

41) As seen in forwarded emails

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ThuanSUX

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Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2004 4:29 pm

T88

Joined: Wed Apr 17, 2002 11:00 am
Posts: 719
Location: Sydney - Banana Hill
Car: Bike: Kwa ZX2-R, Ma R6, Daytona 675

Tallywhacker wrote:

You forgot:

41) As seen in forwarded emails

I don't get it :oops:

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ZEi250t

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Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2004 5:35 pm

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Joined: Mon Feb 03, 2003 10:19 pm
Posts: 16498
Car: Skoda Octavia RS
Real Name: Iain

hahah nice

i havent had it forwarded to me................ yet lol

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DA180

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Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2004 12:39 am

Twin T04

Joined: Tue Jul 01, 2003 8:05 am
Posts: 945
Location: Cheso
Car: BMW 328i

HAHAHA
my first aswell,
tallywacker, u just got owned

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Tallywhacker

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Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2004 8:37 pm

T28 Hybrid

Joined: Mon Sep 22, 2003 12:16 am
Posts: 89
Location: Close to the edge (of the gorge)
Car: ultimate turdbox s12

I already got owned by the 50 or so times I've seen this list before

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ZEi250t

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Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2004 11:20 pm

Moderator

Joined: Mon Feb 03, 2003 10:19 pm
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Car: Skoda Octavia RS
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every thread you post in you get owned

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Tallywhacker

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Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2004 8:40 pm

T28 Hybrid

Joined: Mon Sep 22, 2003 12:16 am
Posts: 89
Location: Close to the edge (of the gorge)
Car: ultimate turdbox s12

God dammmit I'm not just here for your online amusement you know...I'm pathetic IRL too

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ZEi250t

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Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2004 12:56 am

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ohh come on. dont bag urself out like that!!

let us do it for you

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Tallywhacker

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Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2004 10:24 am

T28 Hybrid

Joined: Mon Sep 22, 2003 12:16 am
Posts: 89
Location: Close to the edge (of the gorge)
Car: ultimate turdbox s12

y all the h8? ;_;

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