Okay, after many many hours of debate and consideration, the final results are in. More then one judge was involved in consultation, as well as multiple authors of comments. These people will remain unidentified.
The biggest Cheat of the year
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CMYS13, he takes out this award for the blatant use of
freeze spray at a friggen dyno day. Then again, if his car went POP on the rollas, he woulda been a tad angry, considering all those damn mods that he has invested in !! Then again, did he actually get 199rwkw or 199rw
HP ? anyone check the monitor?
The biggest post-whore of the year.
- Well, he has toned down the frequency of posts, but the useless drivel that he produces is still top class, and deserves to be recognised. I am now going to mention something about emanage installation too
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. Congrats to
Zei you pansy keyboard basher
The biggest forum smartarse of the year.
- This was a close race between
Zei and
Nis, but the award had to go to
Nismodified. The sheer number of posts that only had one purpose, to
antagonise someone, put him over the line. This whole awards thread shows his
smartarseness at work and who can argue with that. While this all makes sense as when owning a skyline in a silvia forum, a sense of humour is a must.
The most ruthless admin/mod of the year.
- No doubt about it, this goes to
SNEZY, he is pretty ruthless, but you dont really see it (behind the scenes gang warfare stuff), and more so, he gets this award because the other mods are all just girly
wuss's, BOO-YAHHH
The owner of the most broken down car(s) of the year.
- With the amount of dodgy DIY guys on this forum, this was hard, but in the end, it had to go to
DumHed. His use of bog parallels the brilliance of picaso with a paint brush. One day, his
sikvia will be worth millions of dollars
The most dirtiest car of the year.
- At the start, quite a few guys were considered for this, but the winner, a man with
ultimate pride in car appearance has lifted the bar so high, that, its pretty disgusting.
l6a6w6s6 takes it out, some of the things ON his car were so gross, that it scared away other contestants for this award - that is winning with dominance !
The largest Ricer of the year.
- Well, as the leader of silviansw, the man in charge, the el presidente, a club with the moto of "
why drive when u can drift", with a user name of
SNEZY, he drove a damn
HONDA prelude. No Ordinary prelude, this thing had
more rice then a large asian town, it was a rice cooker on wheels. It probaly was in contention for HOT4's
car of the year i suspect, but unlawful use of neons and bonnet scoops disqualified him.
The largest Closet Ricer of the year.
- They say that rice is more than skin deep. The "
Look At Me" Yellow paint job gives a hint, but pop the bonnet of
MYS15T, and you'll see that all the chrome is on the inside. Sure, you can't see the colour-changing EL dials when you're leaning on the fender at Brighton, but everyone can see the big rims when you're stopped at the traffic lights on George St.
The most geekiest member of the year.
- I was close to giving this is MAYHEM, but some times he can
almost be cool.
Spingo's geeky wizardry and knowledge will leave you in tears, but mainly confused most of the time.
The biggest wang of the year (Not literally)
- This one goes to
ImSkitzoAndSoAmI, just because i think it is fitting. From what he has told me in a drunking slurr, he is hung like a donkey, but the truth reveals that he is closer to an ass, for more then the apparent reasons
The biggest Himbo of the year
- What is a
himbo you ask? well, comes from the ancient word of "
Bimbo', it originates back as early 14th century. With numerous threads and post concerned much to do about nothing, unanimous votes go to
CMY05X for his outstanding determination to understand the reverberations, of a compressor by pass valve, and other significant matters.
The most Dynosexual of the year.
- It started from the first dyno runs....alot of power, unexpected power...it was the FREAK.
CMYS13 gets this award, for all the effort, and stress over the lastest of the dyno days we have had. It was all riding on the line, and he did it with stock injectors and ECU. Its a pity he drives like a
bitch, and cant make full use of that glorious power...then again, he is
queen of the dynos !
The most sideways of the year.
- This was a big toss up between two forum members. A big effort made by STILL LIFE at end of 2003 wasnt enough to knock
Tallywhacker from the top dorifto of 2003. We all have seen
Initial D yeah? well, she aint driving no ordinary rolla, but it is the
MONSTER in the rolla !!!
Phear her !!!
The King of the defects.
- Well, id say this must go to
SPL. He has had a large run of hassles from the authorities, but im sure it was all well worth it for this moment, you are the
KING of defects. Defections, when the car isnt even been inspected or moving, now that takes some skill there alone, WERD !
The biggest Flamer of the year.
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CMYS13 & Nismodified : After much thought we could not separate these two. The Admins and Mods were sure kept busy
locking and deleting threads after these 2 set sic on some n00b, or someone not utilising the search function. And no one will soon forget a certain
BMW driver posting links to cruises, in our Events sections, lets just say that person has not returned, we believe that they are still in therapy.
KING or QUEEN of sugar abuse.
- Sugar abuse. Sugar is a wonderful thing, it is a weapon, it is an essential staple food, able to replace any and all other food groups (according to KK). It can be used to fend off detonation, and increase octane, when added to fuel.
l6a6w6s6, this goes to you. To quote a line from "The Transporter", "
the way a man treats his car, is how he treats himself".
The person who dresses like an Australian IDOL contestant the most.
- Okay, this award was only added in here just to take the piss out of
CMYS13. I'll mention something about MAYHEM and Orange pants here, MmuAhaHhaha. Back onto the CMYS13 thing, ladies....his is trying and is very much availiable for some luvin, PS, i think he also knows warren (virgin mobile).
Bro, dont tell me i never hook you up
The worst brakes of the year award
- Phhooarrr, a man with no fear,
testicular fortitude that rivals an angry Hulk, or plain crazy.
Redline tries demonstrate that brakes are "useless weight things" on a silvia, and all you need to stop in time is the car in front of you.