Silvia Club of NSW

Remove all sharp objects from the back seat area
The rear passengers play a vital role in wog driving. They carry a heavy responsibility to be able to quickly respond to any situation. A fine wog babe walking past the car must be greeted with whistles and howyagoinbaby's within 5 seconds, even faster if the vehicle is in motion. Therefore all sharp objects should be removed from the backseat to allow for your accompanying Marios to slide around freely. Use of Armour-All or Mr Sheen on all surfaces is encouraged.

Ensure Fenders at comfortable leaning temperature
As you get more experience with wog driving, you will be able to judge how many blockies and at what speed they should be performed in order for your fenders to reach a comfortable temperature on which you can lean against. This is particularly useful in winter and can add an additional 30 minutes to your time on the street.

The rest at WogLife

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Tips for being fooli sik:

Go chrome or go home
Sneezin's Pleasin'
Da flutta is bred and butta
NOS is boss
Try to be different, just like everyone else
No boost? Ya just loost

Should be rephrased to anything that looks like a chic

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hhah thats funny as lol

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this is good also!

Guide to doing up your very own VL

1. cut the springs full shick moit, until 11mm off ground
2. full shick interceptors with 2 mags on front wheels majt
3. shick subwoofa ( note: its not loud unless the boot hinges are about to give way )
4. Get some fully fluff assed dice from uncle charlie down at the vic market, he hook you up with some real nishe ones moit
5. install a hair wax holder on the dash for those last minute touch ups before you turn off chapel street
6. buy the lowest seat you can find so all people can see is your Kappa hat poking above the dash
7. fully shick stickers on the side door, showing the sponsors you couldnt afford ( Greddy, HKS etc etc )
8. put 144 on side window and state it does 11's moit
9. install a bottle of gold polish under the dash so you can quickly shine up those "chest- hair line indicators " before stepping out.
10. put a $30 turbo tip from Super-Cheap Auto on your exhaust so people think you can actually afford a real turbo
11. slow down to 2k's approx 20 feet prior to a speed hump, to ensure people think your car is lower than it actually is, and seems like your chassis is detailed
12. stare at people when you drive past as if you're about to fight them, then drive off with as much rpm as possible so they get "scared"
13. when you exit ur car, look at the big scratch on the spoiler as if you didn't do it when you put ur amp on there when ur arms got weak and rub the scratch with ur thumb as if it would come off
14. When you rest your arm on the door, make sure you push outwards so your muscles look bigger.
15. make sure you have a nice 15yo girl in the passenger side who's "like, totally in love with you"
16. never fix ur neons, just constantly jiggle the wires so it goes on
17. make sure ur turbo's bearing are shot so badly that u get 3000rpm of lag and need to pump the clutch to get the shick sound
18. make sure you own a nokia, so you're bro's and hoes can call you and say, hey bro, lets go for a cruise in the Vl turbo Leh!
19. take it to "tint professor" and get to drive the replacement car (excel) and FRASH it to da max
20. never but optimax because ur bro said it's not good for turbos
21. ask a bro for 2 bux for fuel money coz u used ur money up for a new turbo badge ofr yuour fake vl turbo
22. moving your lisence plates to the side so you can get that extra 3 cubic cm's air intake..
23. when you change the steering wheel moit, make sure you use the good boss kit so your fringes dont get stuck in the column
24. write in ur calender that u'll need a new clutch every two months because you can't drive manual
25. have a folder in your glove box to store all the canaries you cop every saturday night at chapel st coz ur seat is so low
26. ask the copper to stick ur canarie on an angle in the perfect place on ur window so the most people will see it at "chapz"
27. keep a syphon tube in the boot incase you need to make a quick refill majt
28. nod ur head to other "tilted hat people" as if you know them... they'll nod back if they are sick
29. get your break lights tinted so they are only just visible at night.
30. make sure u are sponsored by a Car Towing company, proving you are a real vl muzza on the burnout run saturday nights
31. dont use breaks.. manual shift the auto like a sick kunt..
32. Clean your lowerd seats before leaving chapel so mumma knows you didnt eat a souvlaki after her dinner.
33. State you got a permit from the EPA not to run a cat converter.
34. Tell everyone at the drags that your running 32psi, and after the Cortina sucks your headlights out , say " oh my digital boost controller was stuck on 11psi "
35. glu-tac your TURBO badge on to your boot so when you floor it, the TURBO badge will fall off and you will say, Bro! See that my car is fast the turbo badge falls off all the time!
36. always wash your car with the hood up on the nature strip
37. When out with mates, make sure your fat cousin and her boyfriend sit in the back so your car looks lower.
38. when someone overtakes u in ur vl u have to reovertake them and just as u pass them u have to make sure the blow off valve sounds
39. When driving past chicks at o-zone, make sure you change gears at just the right time for the BOV to open up...

they left out the bit about removing the front bar tho...

that site scares me with it's realism

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"If you can stand to look at that car all the time and not throw up then maybe you should buy it"

-- DumHed

yeah my cuz has 21 cars so suck on that

bring it on the lebbos!!!
my cuzn has a WRX, ooopss all of them have a WRX!!!
and about having alot of cars, thats ok, just tell me how many cars u want, then me and my cuzns can make the movie 60seconds come true
just kidding guys, dont get scared

After putting all the knowledge I have gained from myself and my Lebanese cousins together... i figured out some pretty important shit...

You can never have too many Sub Woofers.
Speaking of subwoofers, you can easily get eight 10-inch subs in an 89 Pulsar.
When a wog tells you “my car does 12 easy mate” he really means 13.5 with his cousin Ali in the passenger seat timing him on his Nokia stopwatch.
Lebos don’t appreciate Italians calling their friends habib.
Maltese people, according to the Lebanese, are honorary Arabs…
Never buy, or consider to buy….hell, never even SIT in a Hyundai. Unless for insurance jobs purposes.
For a good deal on a stereo, go to Knox City JB and ask for a guy called. Joe, tell him George sent you and easily get mates rates. However, think twice when asking for a receipt.
Never stare at your mate’s girlfriend’s mo.
If you haven’t got a cousin that can do it, you’re not a wog.
Cars have a red line for a reason.
For a good length beard for Saturday night, shave Thursday night. Otherwise, shave Saturday morning if you are Lebanese.
Never argue with a V8 motor head if you drive a turbo.
Adidas goes well with Kappa.
One phone call + 2 minutes = 50 habibs.
Doing laps around Chapel St. has its many uses. It allows a wog to scope out the available merchandise walking the streets, allows other wogs to scope out those 18 inch rims on your civic and most importantly its an efficient way to burn a tank of petrol.
Simply checking out the local talent while driving leads to nothing. For an effective method of entertaining the ladies and yourself, a few beeps from the horn and some effluent language does not go astray.
If you enjoy your job, then you’re not technically “working”. If you’re not technically working, then Centrelink does not have to know about it.
For a car you can rev the crap out of, get a Honda. For a turbo, get a Nissan. Toyota's are good for a laugh, and you can't beat the backseat in Jim’s Valiant.
For some real food, take Leb bread along with salad and tomatoes to KFC and order 4 crispy strips.
It is embarrassing when you use the same razor and after-shave as your mate Gino Popolopolis’ sister.

Here are fifteen sure-fire ways to win any wog man's heart:

Accept that his mother is God.
Wear more make-up.
Pack on the perfume.
Tell him you're a virgin.
Listen to his stories about his mate's sik car that was in Hot 4's magazine.
Even if you know all his mates drive their parents' magnas.
Don't touch the hair!
They're worse than us about that one.
Never ever wear a short skirt around him.
The busty blonde stranger in the mini and thigh high boots looks "hot", but his girlfriend in a mini would be a "tart".
Shave, wax, pluck, whatever. As long as he doesn't see any hair on your body.
If he complains about the spiky effect, tell him it will exfoliate his hands.
In front of his mates, pretend he wears the pants in the relationship.
Be obedient. Nod and smile when he speaks to you, (let him have small victories you know who always wins the battle).
If you're Aussie, you probably don't stand a chance.
Unless you change your name to something exotic, like Fatima.
Don't get upset if he calls you "Bro".
Tell him his Datsun goes faster than any Porsche Boxster.
Beat up any chick who even glances at your man, even if he winked at her first.
Testosterone in a girl is very attractive, maximise your use of our natural hormonal advantages..
Wear the chunkiest shoes you can find.
The more weight he sees on your feet the less he notices it on your body.
Name your first born child after his dad.
Girl or boy ... it doesnt matter, do this and you can ignore rules 1 to 14 for ever more.

hahahah damn they are funny!!

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Good work DA180













oh, and Scathing & Redline too

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As shit disolves in a bucket... So, are the days of our lives.

I've read a lot of these fully sick jokes before, are you guys getting it off some site ?

Funny regardless hehe

no. mate, they are speaking from true experience and upbringings...

scary, i know

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You know who we be, N.A love for the S one three
S R twenty DE yo, will f**k on vtec like i f**k them hoes

he is right unfortunately,
its just part of our everyday life!!!!
fooli sik broo!!!!OOHHHH MMYYY GGODD!!!

there plenty more from were that stuff came from, if u guys want more, i can go on forever, ill just give u a daily diary!!!


no worries anytime