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PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2003 1:07 pm 
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Fresh from the shower, the wife was standing in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts were too small. The husband replied "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds"
Willing to try anything, the wife got a piece of toilet paper and standing front of the mirror,rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this
take?" she asked. The husband replied "They will grow larger over a period of years."
The wife replied back "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat the husband said "Worked for your arse, didn't it?"

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hahahaha thats fuckin funny!!

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ROFL

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dont go rubbing ur D1(k$ with toilet paper
iuts only a joke
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ur mum said it hasnt worked for you :P

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bro, i think u rubbed to much, u lost it all and made urself a little "cat" down there
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why does it bark when it looks at ur sister then?

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bark does it, i never knew they do that, u must be abnormal,
mine just sticks right up when ur sister was in sight :D
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Don't forget zei's mum - what a fox :wink:
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u guys are dirty. u HAD to play the mum card.

*shakes head in shame*

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Your just jealous you didn't make the call first !

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i try not to drag anyones mum into it. sisters are fair game, as are cousins :)

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im with Zei on this one!!
keep the mums away or it could get dirty :D
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its only dirty when its ur mum DA180 :P

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