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Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2003 11:36 am

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The Italian says, "When I've a finisheda makina da love with my girlfriend I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats a 6 inches abova da bed in ecstasy".

The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when Ah 'ave finished making ze love with ze girlfriend, Ah kiss all ze way down her body and en Ah lick
zer soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze
bed in pure ecstasy".

The Aussie says, "Mate, that's nothin. When I've finished shaggin me sheila, I get out of bed, walk over to the window and wipe me dick on the curtains. And MATE ..... She hits the f#%*ing roof !!!"

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Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2003 12:02 pm

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