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| Author: | Seal_Point_Siamese [ Tue Nov 04, 2003 4:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | The Italian Man |
An Italian man enters his favourite ritzy restaurant and while sitting > at his regular table, he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting at a table > nearby....all alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for their most > expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her - knowing that if she > accepts it, she is his. > > The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl, > saying this is from the gentleman. She looks at the wine and decides to > send a note over to the man. The note read: "For me to accept this > bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars > in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants." > > The man, after reading the note, sends one of his own back to her and > it read: "Just so you know - I happen to have a Ferrari Testarosa, a > BMW850iL, and a Mercedes 560SEL in my garage; plus I have over twenty > million dollars in the bank. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as > you, would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back." > |
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