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As the airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave
> the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, etc.
> Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your
> captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to your
> destination."
>
> Joe sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, "Did I hear her
> right? Is the captain a woman?"
>
> When the attendants came by with the drink cart, he said, "Did I
> understand you right? Is the captain a woman?"
>
> "Yes," said the attendant, "In fact, this entire crew is female."
>
> "My God," said Joe, "I'd better have two scotch and sodas. I don't know
> what to think of all those women up there in the cockpit."
>
> "That's another thing sir," said the attendant, "We no longer call it
> the cock pit. Now it's the box office."
>
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