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10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and
sing or
dance becomes strangely overwhelming.
sing or
dance becomes strangely overwhelming.
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| Author: | Seal_Point_Siamese [ Tue Nov 04, 2003 4:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | 20 Reasons Why A Woman Should Call It A Night |
> 20 Reasons why a Woman Should Call it a Night > > > >1. You have absolutely no idea where your bag is. > > > >2. You truly believe that dancing with your arms overhead and > wiggling > your > >bottom while yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance move around. > > > >3. You've suddenly decided that you want to kick someone's ass and > honestly > >believe that you could do it too. > > > >4. In your last trip to "pee" you realise you now look more like a > drag > >queen than the goddess you were just four hours ago. > > > >5. You drop your 3:00 a.m. kebab on the floor (which you're eating > even > >though you're not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on > eating it. > > > >6. You start crying and telling everyone you see that you love them > sooooo > >much. > >>7. There are less than three hours before you're due to start work. > > > >8. You've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to > you. > > > >9. The man you're flirting with used to be your biology teacher. > > > >10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and > sing or > >dance becomes strangely overwhelming. > > > >11. Your eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so > you > > >decide to keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy. > > > >12. You seem to think that its a really good idea to get your mates > to > push > >you down the street in a shopping trolley. > > > >13. You yell at the bartender, who (you think) cheated you by giving > you > >just lemonade, but that's just because you can no longer taste the > vodka. > > > >14. You think you're in bed, but the pillow feels strangely like the > >kitchen floor. > > > >! ;15. You start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this > the > WRONG > >WAY but..." > > > >16. You fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when you sit on it. > > > > >17. You're hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves. > > > >18. You're soooo tired you just sit on the floor (wherever you happen > to be > >standing) and take a quick nap. > > > >19. You begin leaving the buttons open on your button fly pants to > cut > down > >on the time you're in the bathroom away from your drink. > > > >20. You take your shoes off because you really believe it's their > fault > >that you're having problems walking straight. > > |
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| Author: | Nismodified [ Tue Nov 04, 2003 6:11 pm ] |
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Quote: 10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and
sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.
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| Author: | mayhem [ Tue Nov 04, 2003 6:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 20 Reasons Why A Woman Should Call It A Night |
Seal_Point_Siamese wrote: > >6. You start crying and telling everyone you see that you love them
> sooooo > >much. Bwahhaha... sounds familiar... cough cough 
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| Author: | plaYboY [ Tue Nov 04, 2003 7:58 pm ] |
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i've tried to say all that my g/f and got 20 slaps  
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| Author: | Seal_Point_Siamese [ Wed Nov 05, 2003 3:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 20 Reasons Why A Woman Should Call It A Night |
mayhem wrote: Seal_Point_Siamese wrote: > >6. You start crying and telling everyone you see that you love them > sooooo > >much. Bwahhaha... sounds familiar... cough cough Yeah Ill do that.... |
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| Author: | Tripper [ Thu Nov 06, 2003 12:53 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 20 Reasons Why A Woman Should Call It A Night |
Seal_Point_Siamese wrote: > 20 Reasons why a Woman Should Call it a Night
> > > >12. You seem to think that its a really good idea to get your mates > to > push > >you down the street in a shopping trolley. > > > >16. You fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when you sit on it. > 12. been there done that both sober and pissied i just need some medicine after doing it, more beer 16. since im not a female i only hope you just dont start doing any thing before you notice |
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| Author: | ZEi250t [ Sun Nov 09, 2003 12:26 pm ] |
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i know someone that qualifies for all 20 points 
no not my GF, my neighbour!! |
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