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> > Harold is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after
> >dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the centre to sit
and
> >ponder
> >his accomplishments and long life. One evening, Mildred, age 87,
wanders
> >into the garden. They begin to chat, and before they know it,
several hours
> >have passed. After a short lull in their conversation, Harold turns
to
> >Mildred and asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?" She asks,
"What?"
> > "S*X!!" he replies.
> > Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I
> >held
> >a gun to your head!"
> > "I know," Harold says, "but it would be nice if a woman could just
> >hold it for a while."
> > "Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers,
removes
> >his manhood and proceeds to hold it.Afterward, they agree to meet
secretly
> >each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred
would
> >hold Harold's manhood.Then, one night,Harold didn't show up at their
usual
> >meeting place. Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Harold and make sure
he was
> >O.K. She walked around the senior citizen home where she found him
sitting
> >by the pool with another
> > female resident, Ethel, who was holding Harold's manhood!
> > Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does Ethel
have
> >that I don't have?"
> > Old Harold smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's."
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