heard it before but its damn good
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| Author: | Seal_Point_Siamese [ Fri Oct 31, 2003 10:05 am ] |
| Post subject: | Paddy The Irishman |
> Paddy the Irishman died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly so the > morgue needed someone to identify the body. His two best friends, > Seamus and Sean, were sent for. Seamus went in and the mortician > pulled back the sheet. Seamus said "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll > him over". So the mortician rolled him over. Seamus looked and said > "Nope, it ain't Paddy". The mortician thought that was rather > strange and then he brought Sean in to identify the body. Sean took a > look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over". The > mortician rolled him over and Sean looked down and said, "No, it ain't > Paddy". The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" > Sean said, "Well, Paddy had two arseholes." "What, he had two > arseholes???" said the mortician. "Yup, everyone knew he had two > arseholes. Every time we went into town, folks would say, "Here comes > Paddy with them two arseholes" > |
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| Author: | ZEi250t [ Fri Oct 31, 2003 12:51 pm ] |
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heard it before but its damn good
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