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> Paddy the Irishman died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly so the
> morgue needed someone to identify the body. His two best friends,
> Seamus and Sean, were sent for. Seamus went in and the mortician
> pulled back the sheet. Seamus said "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll
> him over". So the mortician rolled him over. Seamus looked and said
> "Nope, it ain't Paddy". The mortician thought that was rather
> strange and then he brought Sean in to identify the body. Sean took a
> look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over". The
> mortician rolled him over and Sean looked down and said, "No, it ain't
> Paddy". The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
> Sean said, "Well, Paddy had two arseholes." "What, he had two
> arseholes???" said the mortician. "Yup, everyone knew he had two
> arseholes. Every time we went into town, folks would say, "Here comes
> Paddy with them two arseholes"
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