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Author:  Mandy [ Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:24 pm ]
Post subject:  A few blonde jokes...
She was so blonde...




...she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box
because it said "concentrate".

...she put lipstick on her forehead
because she wanted to make up her mind.

...she told me to meet her
at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK".

...she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.

...she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

...she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

...she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.




...she tried to drown a fish.

...she thought a quarterback was a refund.

...she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

...under "education" on her job application,
she put "Hooked On Phonics".

...she tripped over a cordless phone.

...she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

...at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here"..
she put "Sagittarius".

...if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.

...she studied for a blood test ...and failed.

...she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.

...she sold the car for gas money.

...when she heard that 90% of all crimes
occur around the home, she moved
Author:  ZEi250t [ Tue Oct 17, 2006 6:42 pm ]
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is this stuff YOU have done mandy?? :P
Author:  AKS200 [ Tue Oct 17, 2006 8:10 pm ]
Post subject:  jokes
ZEi20T wrote:
is this stuff YOU have done mandy?? :P


:lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  Blazn' 180 [ Tue Oct 17, 2006 8:25 pm ]
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ZEi20T wrote:
is this stuff YOU have done mandy?? :P



Hehehehe i was gonna write that but i dont know her well enough.


sorry Mandy :lol: :lol:
Author:  ZEi250t [ Tue Oct 17, 2006 11:24 pm ]
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you guys are just scared of her. and you should be!!!
Author:  BT [ Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:53 am ]
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There's a blonde girl at work who always sends around emails of blonde jokes. I don't get it. :o
Author:  Mandy [ Wed Oct 18, 2006 10:17 am ]
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HEY! i may be stupid but i'm not a fucking retard like above suggests! thank you very much.... :P
Author:  ZEi250t [ Wed Oct 18, 2006 1:39 pm ]
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if i ever call you stupid you cant say anything back because you just called YOURSELF stupid
Author:  Mandy [ Thu Oct 19, 2006 12:32 pm ]
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deal
Author:  Arkhaeon [ Thu Oct 19, 2006 12:35 pm ]
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Hi bob
Author:  Mandy [ Thu Oct 19, 2006 12:46 pm ]
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SHHHHHHHH! you'll blow my cover
Author:  ZEi250t [ Thu Oct 19, 2006 7:08 pm ]
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her name is buffy now

mandy im changing your forum name to buffy :P
Author:  Mandy [ Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:19 am ]
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really? Change it to BOB/buffy then my boyfriend wont know who i am! lol
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