ROFL im also not going to make any comments
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| Author: | Warlock_688 [ Wed Oct 04, 2006 5:58 pm ] |
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The following took place at an international conference for women's rights. The first speaker, a lady from England stood and said, "During last year's conference, we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands. Well, after the conference, I went home and told my husband, Barrington, that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day, I saw nothing. The second day, I saw nothing, but on the third day, I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb." (The crowd cheered). The second speaker from Russia, stood up and said, "After last year's conference, I went home and told my husband, Ivan, that I would no longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it himself.The first day, I saw nothing. After the second day, I saw nothing, but on the third day, I saw that he had done not only his own washing, but mine as well. (The crowd again cheered). The third speaker, a Jamaican lady, stood up and said," After lass year's conference, I wen home and tole dat lazy husband of mines, Dingo Jack, dat I was froo pickin up his beer cans, cookin his tucker and washing his undaweah and dat he was goin to haf to do dem himself. (The crowd went wild with cheering and clapping that lasted for five long minutes). She continued........................... "Afta da first day, I nevah see nuffing. Afta da second day I nevah see nuffing, but afta da fird day, I could see a little bit out of my leff eye." |
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| Author: | DeLuxe [ Wed Oct 04, 2006 6:54 pm ] |
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Awesome! |
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| Author: | ZEi250t [ Wed Oct 04, 2006 7:18 pm ] |
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ROFL im also not going to make any comments
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| Author: | Nismodified [ Thu Oct 05, 2006 5:37 pm ] |
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ahahah i love it |
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| Author: | radism [ Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:05 pm ] |
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does that mean he's stopped beating her? sorry... |
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| Author: | Warlock_688 [ Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:29 pm ] |
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radism wrote: does that mean he's stopped beating her? sorry...
"I wen home and tole dat lazy husband of mines, Dingo Jack, dat I was froo pickin up his beer cans, cookin his tucker and washing his undaweah and dat he was goin to haf to do dem himself. " .............leading to her being put back on track. (beatin) 
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| Author: | radism [ Fri Oct 06, 2006 3:03 pm ] |
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AHHHHHH so she got beaten when she said those things and could see again after the third day!!!!! Wakaru |
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| Author: | Serial Killa [ Sat Oct 07, 2006 3:33 pm ] |
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radism wrote: AHHHHHH
so she got beaten when she said those things and could see again after the third day!!!!! Wakaru A dim bulb brightens
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