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Arkhaeon
 Post subject: MERRY CHRISTMAS F$%KERS
PostPosted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 5:35 pm 
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On a related note to my previous thread, heres a very appropriate Comic regarding my views on christmas carols.

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:lol: I can relate to that - I work in a supermarket. By the end of an 11 hour shift I'm ready to attempt a frontal lobotomy on myself with a boxcutter :evil:
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nah fellas,

when working back in my retail days, the carols were no comparison, to the........

SPRUIKERS!!!

i hate those fuckers, they give me a headache i wish i could shove their little boom box microphone thingos up their ass.

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I can relate to that - I work in a supermarket. By the end of an 11 hour shift I'm ready to attempt a frontal lobotomy on myself with a boxcutter



true that

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Heh same.

whats worse is a 11 hour shift and you start at 6am. Your tired. its too damn early. and the musics up loud cause of nightfill and the place is quiet. So you can hear it nice and loud like. I swear woolies are testing our capability to stay sane or something. they start playing the damn songs earlier every bloody year too.

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when i worked in woolies bakery, i was made to wear a santa hat during the christmas season. i just used to wear it straight up like i had a condom on my head! it pissed the managers off badly

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zei20l wrote:
when i worked in woolies bakery, i was made to wear a santa hat during the christmas season. i just used to wear it straight up like i had a condom on my head! it pissed the managers off badly



HAHAAHAHAHA

I nearly fell off my chair!!

I can just picture it!

You fix it up for them, then as soon as they leave... you put it right back up again!

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fix it up for them? lol they were lucky i actually wore it at all!!!

mostly it was them coming around and telling me to put it back on. id stall and tell them i lost it, some managers werent that smart! i could piss one manager off over and over by 'losing' the hats, like 3 or 4 in a shift. that will teach em :P

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Hahahaha

I lost it!

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(I wouldn't find this so amusing if wasn't a manager in my last retail job.... damn smart arse punks)

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