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Author:  banzai [ Sun May 15, 2005 12:52 am ]
Post subject:  Blonde Joke
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is a blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
Author:  fraz [ Sun May 15, 2005 2:36 am ]
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Pure gold sunshine :D
Author:  Magnet [ Sun May 15, 2005 10:43 am ]
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thats excellent
Author:  ai_04 [ Mon May 16, 2005 2:33 am ]
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hehe nice..
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