Silvia Club of NSW

got this in an email today


WHITE WOMEN:

First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.

IRISH WOMEN:

First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMEN:

First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti &
meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat
ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of
having sex. 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.

JEWISH WOMEN:

First Date: You get dynamite head.
Second Date: You get more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

CHINESE WOMEN:

First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens
again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already
realized nothing is ever going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN:

First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.

BLACK WOMEN:

First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive
dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent. Tenth Date: She's pregnant by
someone other than you.

MEXICAN WOMEN:

First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and
have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his
girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids,her
grandmother her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's Boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and
beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but
now looks like a home along the Rio Grande

ARAB WOMEN:

First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles,
Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
Second Date: Guy is shot dead

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Haha,

Looks like i have to find me a Jewish chick.

damn thats funny!!

and so true about italian girls

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ill have half Jewish, half white thnks

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You know who we be, N.A love for the S one three
S R twenty DE yo, will f**k on vtec like i f**k them hoes

ahaha arab one is soooo true as well

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Bwahahahahahaa that is fkn gold - very true

haha arab women is funni!!! ahahah
but it sucks cuz they have some dammmmm hot chicks (sorry hakan)

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...light travels faster than sound, thats why some people may appear bright untill you hear them speak.

Hahaha nice one!

The Indian one made me lol

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LOL....

im chinese and yeah....i must admit ive done that a few times....

oops!

i dont normally read jokes like these on here but this was funny

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i like rice ...... with a side dish of noodles!

hahahhaaaa
scary part is that its soooo true

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