Silvia Club of NSW

The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. The
announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the
Australian Government's Youth Opportunity scheme and employ people
from Penrith.

The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how
unemployed youths from the Penrith area were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas
Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of
euros worth of high-tech equipment.

John Howard went on record as saying this was a bold move by the
Ferrari management, which demonstrated the international recognition of
Australia's employment practices under his Liberal government. As most
races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari now have an advantage over
every team.

However, Ferrari may have got more than they bargained for......At the
crew's first practice session, the Penrith pit crew successfully
changed the tyres in under 6 seconds, and then within 12 seconds they
had re-sprayed, re-badged, and sold the vehicle to the McLaren team
for a slab of VB, a kilogram of speed and some photos of Montoya's
girlfriend in the shower.

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The Golf is like an 16-year-old girl with big boobs. You know it's wrong but you can't keep away from her.

I believe this joke surfaces around this time every year.

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and i still laugh everytime

i havent seen that one before

once again ben, nice find!

muahahaha

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hahah but every year i have received it, its been a different groups that does the job. aboriginals, lebonese, kiwis etc.......

still funnt tho

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