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ucb05t

Post subject: Need Advice...

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 5:23 pm

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Location: Trying to conserve fuel
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I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off.

As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my g/f.

I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch. Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from the local auto shop and try to repair it myself?

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splashman

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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 6:16 pm

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Location: Rouse Hill
Car: coon

thats pure gold.
i hope thats a joke by the way.

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ZEi250t

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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 6:26 pm

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Car: Skoda Octavia RS
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get ur girlfriend to do it. looks like she has a lot of spare time

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sprntr

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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 7:29 pm

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Joined: Mon Apr 07, 2003 9:22 pm
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Location: Ashfield
Car: S13.5 K's

Hehehe Nice!

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ImSkitzoAndSoAmI

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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 8:10 pm

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Joined: Thu Mar 13, 2003 9:23 pm
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Car: slow, quiet & comfy katemobile

rofl!

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LOW-02T

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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 9:34 pm

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Joined: Tue Jan 27, 2004 2:23 pm
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Car: Drift Bitch

very good man.

i like ya sense of humour

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Razor

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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 10:13 pm

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Joined: Thu Jul 24, 2003 10:40 pm
Posts: 1542
Location: Liverpool
Car: Gazelle - CA20E

Thats gold!

.......so did she come with a taxi?

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dorifto

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Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2005 12:57 am

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Car: 180 Sr20d3t

i like that man nice :lol:

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bob_the_builder

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Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2005 1:56 pm

T28 Hybrid

Joined: Sat Jan 08, 2005 9:45 pm
Posts: 74
Location: Sydney
Car: Silvia Q's

hahah man talk about f*#king with suspense

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ucb05t

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Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2005 2:30 pm

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Location: Trying to conserve fuel
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splashman wrote:

:lol:

thats pure gold.
i hope thats a joke by the way.

Sure was a joke

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Nismodified

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Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2005 5:31 pm

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Location: 2166Reppin'
Car: S13 Silvia S-tune

Brilliant !!! thats the best ive heard for a while now

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Peteness

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Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2005 12:48 am

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Location: Sydney
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ucb05t
did u post this a while abck form NS.COm or u stole it from that dude that posted it a few months ago?

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F6_Typhoon

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Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2005 1:29 am

T03 Hybrid

Joined: Thu Mar 25, 2004 10:46 pm
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Car: Still shopping

I think it came from overseas, I saw it on a British car forum ages ago.

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Arkhaeon

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Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2005 5:08 pm

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Posts: 3561
Location: 127.0.0.1
Car: 1991 RPS13 180SX

awesome!! I dont care if he stole it - i still love him for it

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