lol
someone with too much time on their hands
its good all the same
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| Author: | BT [ Fri Nov 26, 2004 11:12 am ] |
| Post subject: | Fast n Furious --- I.T. style |
Don't know if this is old or not,but it's pretty funny if you work with computers..... You almost had that download? You never had the download, you never had 1487KB Alt-Tabbing, not double clicking or matching the interface like you should.. Now me and the mad scientist have to rip apart the tower and replace the memory stick and ecu fan you fried. From now on, you go to the net cafe down the street faggot and get cable for $2.50 an hour... I like the dial up here......Bullshit, no one likes the dial up here! Its not how you stand by your PC, its how you use the keyboard over the net Cordless mouse, flat screen LCD screen and a stand alone keyboard management system, not a bad way to spend 10g's Whoa, P4 ECU running XP, no shit, you know, this thing would download all with 15-20g's thrown at it if we had too, overnight parts from DELL... I got that XP, ME something.... There's something about the internet that calms me down... I live my life one mpeg. at a time... For those 5 minutes of download, I’m free. Virus came through my firewall, someone narked me out, disrespected my hard drive, it was YOU! Amateurs don’t use XP, I’ve seen the way you reboot. |
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| Author: | ZEi250t [ Fri Nov 26, 2004 1:32 pm ] |
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lol someone with too much time on their hands its good all the same
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| Author: | fwost [ Fri Nov 26, 2004 2:31 pm ] |
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LoL ahahhaha i wonder who wrote that up... hahaha i like the dial up one 
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| Author: | BT [ Fri Nov 26, 2004 2:49 pm ] |
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There's a McDonalds version too. 
Has that been posted here before? If not i'll post it up... |
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| Author: | BLISTC [ Fri Nov 26, 2004 3:20 pm ] |
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ahah sideways180 too much free time browsing the net for funny shite 
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| Author: | BT [ Fri Nov 26, 2004 3:30 pm ] |
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What else do you do while you're at work??
Here's the McDonalds one anyway..... Fast n Furious McDonalds style.... I live my life a quarter pounder at a time. And for those 500 calories or more, I'm free. I need FRIIIIIIESSSSSS! 2 of them, the big ones. Oh, and I need them tonight!! AMATURES DONT USE SUPER SIZE! I'VE SEEN HOW YOU EAT!!! YOU'VE GOT A BIG MOUTH!! YOU'LL BLOW YOURSELF UP! What's the retail on one of those?? More than you can afford pal, a 6 dollar burger! You're lucky the double shot of bbq sauce didn't blow a seam on your nugget box!!! Whoa! There she is, 2 pounds of pure MickeyD's beef. My dad ate it in 9.9 seconds. There was so much special sauce, the juices actually dripped onto his chin coming off the line. What's your time? I haven't tasted her. She scares the crap outta me. My grill topped out at 140 degrees, I need more charcoal, 2 bags, the big ones So what're you eatin?! Oh you gonna make me look under the bun and find out?? You're brave. It's not how you stand by your burger, it's how you EAT your burger. Bull sh!t ### hole! no one likes the McTuna sandwhich around here! Look at you, your granny-biting, not chomping like you should!!! Now me and Ronald McDonald here are gonna have to rip open the counter, and replace the ONION RINGS YOU FRIED. You know you owe me a 10 pack of nuggets. ooh. Ouch! Don't do it! I'll bet he's got at least a triple cheeseburger under that bun! When you gonna give me a shot at that double quarter pounder of yours? Torretto's got ketchup in his veins and an all beef patty for a brain. They opened my bag. Disrespected my fries. All becuase someone narked me out! AND YOU KNOW WHAT!! IT WAS RONALD!!! I thought we had an understanding? You stay on your side of the play-place, I stay on mine. Bryan - Welcome to Mcdonald's, make I take your order? Hector - Yeah, I made a list. I want 3 of everything. Pop the bun. Pop the bun? No @#%$! A BKBroiler! This will decimate all... that is one hell of a way to spend $.10 Bryan - He was in MY shake! Dom - Now I'm in your shake! All the descriptions were the same. 3 black angus beef patties, precision-placed pickles, mushimoto mayonaisse. I bet a couple of 1/2 pound patties would pull a premium three days before Taste Wars wouldn't they? Check it out it's like this. If I lose, winner takes my happy meal. But If I win, I take the burger AND the TOY. To some people thats more important. Dom: Whaddya got there? Brian: This is your Burger Dom: My Burger? I said a Quarter Pounder with Cheese not a Filet-O-Fish Brian: No faith. Dom: Oh I have faith in you but this isn't Jimmy's Fish Shack, this is McDonalds. Brian: Lift the bun Dom: Lift the bun? Brian: Lift the bun! Jesse: Double Filet-O-Fish Royale, no ####! Brian: What did I tell you? Dom: I retract my previous statement Jesse: This Filet-O-Fish will decimate all AFTER you put a super sized fry on the side, add a couple of tarter sauces or more, if we have to, import one of those vanilla cokes from Sonic. Dom: Put it on my tab, I used to be the Assistant Manager there. I gotta get you eating again so I can put some meat on your ###. There's a buffet at Chuck-O-Rama next week and that's where you'll do it. And another thing, when you're not working at McDonalds, you'll be working here. If you can't find the fries in this place Mr. Arizona, you don't belong near a burger joint. Mia: OT Ownz you now! Tran: Go have him fetch my Bigmac Dom: Fetch your Bigmac? We're not in McDonalds anymore, you better watch who you talk to like that |
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| Author: | MK [ Fri Nov 26, 2004 5:13 pm ] |
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Absolutely classic! |
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| Author: | Nismodified [ Fri Nov 26, 2004 8:22 pm ] |
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hehhee funny stuff
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| Author: | nissanpower [ Fri Nov 26, 2004 8:28 pm ] |
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hahahaha couldn't stop laughing |
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| Author: | plaYboY [ Sat Nov 27, 2004 10:16 pm ] |
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Sideways180 wrote: Now me and Ronald McDonald here are gonna have to rip open the counter, and replace the ONION RINGS YOU FRIED. LOL....maccas dun have onion rings
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| Author: | plaYboY [ Sun Nov 28, 2004 8:39 pm ] |
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lol i just wacthed 2F2F here's one lame one mackers style:
"How about them apple PIES!!!!" |
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| Author: | eckshale [ Fri Dec 03, 2004 8:43 pm ] |
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ROFLMAO those net ones own lol |
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