Silvia Club of NSW

I'm stuck at uni waiting for a train all by myself at 8:30pm, so I must hassle the rest of you to entertain me. No excuses, there are heaps o you online to read this.

Anyone remember the thread with Shpeedie when the poem on the front page was written?

Well lets get some more gold on the way.


There was a poor guy stuck at uni,
whos 180 made all else look puny,
it went really quick
and looked fully sick,
but his poetry made him look loony.

It begins, best limmerick wins a night with their choice of Mayhem or Snezy.

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S13 Silvia Tuning - The Definitive SR20 Modifying Site

Mic seems to be loopy
makes all others look goofy
he studies for a good reason
one day he may comit treason
then we can all look and laugh like in a movie.


Thats all I could come up with in 2 minutes.
Blah

Green Silvia is sik with black bonnet
Goes hella fast like an FA18 Hornet
cept when it gets a little too sick
turning the road into an oil slick
and it gets stuck in newcastle for the weekend covered in vomit from some drunken fool!

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The Engine Whisperer - fixer of things

an s15 is a very special car
but it can only go so far
trust a spammer to destroy it
but zei can afford it

I have a Silvia, but its kinda gay
its got an auto and its N/A
I try to get the back end loose
Impossible without boost
So I find myself locked away
making BOV noises day after day

boost is so much fun,
but not to be had in the sun,
so we wait till late at night,
when the turbos light up bright,
drift left, then drift right
drift all through the night
the thrashing has only just begun.

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Co-Founder, President & Webmaster
mayhem@silviansw.com - www.silviansw.com
Why drive when you can drift?

Heres a "japlish" one

Silvia speed and winding dance
The power of engine I feel through the pants
I time shifto right
sliding though the night
graceful excellence and car romance

APPLAUSE !!!

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You know who we be, N.A love for the S one three
S R twenty DE yo, will f**k on vtec like i f**k them hoes

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!

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M35 Stagea.info @ http://www.m35stagea.info/

LOL!

Once a keen member started a thread,
because he was bored out of his head,
and out came the whores
looser than commodores
with poetry that just shouldn't be said.

(Bloody hell that one was lame)

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S13 Silvia Tuning - The Definitive SR20 Modifying Site

Out came the bloody post whore,
Another post to add to his score.
With a swift press of a key,
Everyone could see,
He needed to post some more.

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You know who we be, N.A love for the S one three
S R twenty DE yo, will f**k on vtec like i f**k them hoes

There was a young man named Marty,
who thought that he was a real smarty,
he whores through the night,
as host of the site
but his bro makes him miss the BBQ party.

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S13 Silvia Tuning - The Definitive SR20 Modifying Site

there once was a man named Hardy
who didnt know when not to party
his car was unfinished
as his boozing would not deminish
so after three years of making
he sold it and started drug taking

***man thats terrible***

Nah that's gold! (Did you really sell it?)

Behold the cheap hero S12
a direction perhaps you should delve
for a mighty CA
runs tens mate, all day
and with square looks that make ladies smelve*^.

*Disclaimer: Beware of starting a rhyming peom that needs three rhyming words when the sound you have chosen only seems to have two words in existance that apply. Hence my made up word to finish the limmerick.

^Smelve: To give someone 'the eye' to signal intentions of lust.

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S13 Silvia Tuning - The Definitive SR20 Modifying Site

nah didnt sell it, just thought it would make a good end to the poem

smelve me baby