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Author:  ImSkitzoAndSoAmI [ Mon Oct 18, 2004 6:25 pm ]
Post subject:  bought an umbrella today
I quote:

    The Guarantee

    Boston Umbrella Co. wants you to love our
    products as much as we do. We take particular
    care with the quality and production of all goods.

    Your umbrella is guaranteed for 1 year from
    purchase against frame defects that develop
    during the guarantee period. We will repair or
    replace your umbrealla (at our option).

    The guarantee does not include the damage
    which results from misuse or accident. So,
    should you run over your umbrella with your car,
    decide to use it as a parachute whilst skydiving,
    or feed it to your horse, we are sorry to say your
    warranty is null and void.


More snippets, from other sections of the tag thing:

    "Congratulations on your purchase. You are obviously a person of fine judgement."

    "Do not use in the event of hurricane, typhoon, or serious climatic disturbance. If you do, your Boston Umbrella may break and then you will be very upset!"

    "Please remember this is not a toy and you are not Mary Poppins. Do not use it to fly, float, swing, dance or other bizzare activity for which it is not designed."

    and from the Did you know section..."Dreaming about umbrellas is widely interpreted as a sign of fertility"
Author:  Arkhaeon [ Mon Oct 18, 2004 6:39 pm ]
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BWAAAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA!!!!!!!
Author:  ZEi250t [ Mon Oct 18, 2004 7:04 pm ]
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Those umbrella people are a weird lot!!
Author:  U2RNVS [ Mon Oct 18, 2004 8:56 pm ]
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hahahahhahahahaa

yeah i might be Mary Poppins

hahahahhah :lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  LOW-02T [ Mon Oct 18, 2004 9:08 pm ]
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i love it, all products should have cool lavels like that.
Author:  dorifto [ Mon Oct 18, 2004 10:09 pm ]
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lol thats awesome- thats a must buy :lol:
Author:  Lawsy [ Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:14 am ]
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Send it to Rove: What the?
Author:  ImSkitzoAndSoAmI [ Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:36 am ]
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Yeah I am going to grab the address tonight and send it in. Will probably use Kate's name though or maybe make up an easy to pronounce surname.
Author:  mokompri [ Tue Oct 19, 2004 12:04 pm ]
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thats like nudie juice advertising and labelling
just new marketing techniques :P

its funny though, read the label off a nudie juice bottle
Author:  Nismodified [ Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:19 pm ]
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ImSkitzoAndSoAmI wrote:
Yeah I am going to grab the address tonight and send it in. Will probably use Kate's name though or maybe make up an easy to pronounce surname.


say it was sent in via Silviansw.com !!!!
Author:  ImSkitzoAndSoAmI [ Wed Oct 20, 2004 5:11 pm ]
Post subject: 
I doubt they would read it out. But good idea, I might send it as being from Silvia Newsouthwhalesdotcom

lol

p.s. missed rove/address :oops:
Author:  Nismodified [ Wed Oct 20, 2004 5:32 pm ]
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newsouthwhales dot come?

someone wants a skyline.. :roll: :P
Author:  ImSkitzoAndSoAmI [ Wed Oct 20, 2004 5:39 pm ]
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I would be happy to settle for a skyline if they would give me a freaking licence :P
Author:  Nismodified [ Wed Oct 20, 2004 5:57 pm ]
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But till then your riding BITCH !

:P
Author:  2hunge [ Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:05 pm ]
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hahaha, that's class. All products should be fitted with a label similar to that.
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