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Author: | CMY180 [ Sat Feb 16, 2002 12:39 pm ] |
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For those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating marriage - under the assumption that men need (or ought) to be trained for marriage .... TWO YEAR DEGREE A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming a Real Man. That's right, in just six mini-mesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn a MA degree (Male Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline. FIRST YEAR Autumn Schedule: MEN 101 Combating Stupidity MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework MEN 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas Winter Schedule: MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4 am MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook EAT 101 Get a Life, Learn to Cook II ECON 001A What's Hers is Hers Spring Schedule: MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like a Buttface When You're Wrong MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex MEN 123 Reasons to Give Flowers ECON 001B What Was Yours is Hers SECOND YEAR Autumn Schedule: SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep without It SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower SEX 103 How to Stay Awake After Sex MEN 201 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down (Elective) (See Electives Below) Winter Schedule: MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency MEN 211 How to Not Act Younger than Your Children MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver MEN 213 Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important Spring Schedule: MEN 220 Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only) MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay MEN 230B Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2 Course Electives: EAT 101 Cooking with Tofu EAT 102 Utilization of Eating Utensils EAT 103 Burping and Belching Discreetly MEN 231 Mothers-in-law MEN 232 Appear to Be Listening MEN 233 Just Say "Yes, Dear" ECON 001C Cheaper to Keep Her Just a thought for all the women out there. MENtal illness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown, MENopause, GUYnocologist (poetic spelling). Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men? |
Author: | QIK180 [ Sat Feb 16, 2002 4:09 pm ] |
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1 word BULLSHIT, marriage wtf is that???? Sorry cant c... co....comm... ah fuck no. |
Author: | CMY180 [ Sun Feb 17, 2002 10:42 am ] |
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QIK, the word is actually C...C..C...CO....oh shit I cant say it either *Sarah goes to take a valium and lie down* |
Author: | QIK180 [ Sun Feb 17, 2002 6:42 pm ] |
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Hey i want some valium too. Not fair. |
Author: | CMY180 [ Sun Feb 17, 2002 9:15 pm ] |
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Yeah, and I want T04 status, but you know, you cant always get what you want Youre constant posting is giving me a complex!!!! ROFL |
Author: | mayhem [ Sun Feb 17, 2002 9:44 pm ] |
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Quote: On 2002-02-17 18:15, CMY180 wrote:
Yeah, and I want T04 status, but you know, you cant always get what you want Youre constant posting is giving me a complex!!!! ROFL Well you can, but you would have to suck up to snezy or myself |
Author: | CMY180 [ Mon Feb 18, 2002 1:57 pm ] |
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WOO-HOO!!!!!!!!! I am preparing my personal promotion speech right now and will email it to you when I'm finished LOL |
Author: | QIK180 [ Mon Feb 18, 2002 2:33 pm ] |
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Miscallaneous post no meaning here |
Author: | CMY180 [ Mon Feb 18, 2002 6:04 pm ] |
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Ah, Yummy, can you grab one for me too? |
Author: | MK [ Thu Feb 21, 2002 12:00 am ] |
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"For those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating marriage" Yes, drill a hole in your frontal lobes with a power drill and chop off Mr Happy because neither are going to be needed anymore Of course their are exceptions and some people find happyness in this arrangement with having to give up personal freedom and the right to do what the fuck you want when you want... there are also some people who find gold treasure in their backyard and live happily ever after but chances are. It aint gunna be you! |
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