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 Post subject: BMW with the works.
PostPosted: Tue Mar 02, 2004 5:34 pm 
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On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.

The pump attendant who obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golf pro is.

"Top of the mornin to yer, sir" says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick hello and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.

"What are those?" asks the attendant.

"They're called tees," replies Tiger.

"Well, what on God's earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman.

"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving," says Tiger.

"Fookin Jaysus", says the Irishman, "BMW thinks of everything!"
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LMFAO :lol:

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That was funny, god I hate golf.
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Hehe.

Golf rocks. Driving range = good for venting anger that could otherwise have killed people.
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