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 Post subject: Life on the Farm
PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2003 10:01 am 
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> Life on the farm
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> A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm his
> mother asks if he has done his chores. "Not yet" said the little boy.
> His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well he's a
> little annoyed so he goes to feed the chickens and he kicks a chicken.
> He goes to feed the cows and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs
> and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives
> him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why
> don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well" his mother says "I
> saw you kick a chicken so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you
> kick the pig so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw
> you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk."
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> Just then his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat half
> way across the kitchen.
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> The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile and says "Are you
> going to tell him or should I?"
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2003 12:52 pm 
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heheh i like. lucky for me i dont kick cats!!

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 Post subject: haha that was too good
PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 9:03 pm 
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whats this because he is on a farm he has chores :o


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mazda_drift wrote:
whats this because he is on a farm he has chores :o

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