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 Post subject: Chinese sick day
PostPosted: Thu Feb 12, 2004 6:08 pm 
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CHINESE SICK LEAVE - I NOT COME WORK TODAY!!

Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work."

The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."
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ROFL very good :)

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LMAO!!
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Old, but still cracks me up :D
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hahaha thats awsome!!

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LMFAO :lol:

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ROFL :)

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i will keep that and use it in future :D

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ahhahah

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