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A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case. The problem
was who should get custody of the child. The wife screamed and jumped up and said:
"Your Honour, I brought the child into the world with all the pain and
labour. The child should be in my custody."
The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to say in
your defence?"
The man sat for a while contemplating then slowly rose.
"Your Honour, If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi comes out... whose Pepsi is it - the machine's or mine?"
thanks rooj00r
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