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In the spirit of the Rugby World Cup......

An Australian, a Kiwi and South African are in a bar
one night having a
beer. All of a sudden the South African drinks his
beer, throws his glass
in the air, pulls out a gun shoots the glass to
pieces. He says "In Seth
Efrika our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to
drink from the same
one twice".

The Kiwi (obviously impressed by this) drinks his beer
throw his glass into
the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to
pieces. He says "Wull
mate, in Niw Zulland we have so much sand to make the
glasses that we don't
need to drink out of the same glass twice either".

The Australian, cool as a Koala, picks up his beer and
drinks it, throws
his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots
the South African and
the Kiwi. He says "In Australia we have so many f&*^#!
South Africans and
Kiwi's that we don't need to drink with the same ones
twice"

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<== South African


Ehh..its a preety sweet joke though ;)


*mumble* damn wallabies...if they had to play NZ in the quarters, THEY would have had thier arses kicked. Oh well, all in good time. *mumble*
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so is my boss, and our accountant. they are everwhere lol

ohh and we have heaps of Kiwis too lol

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Haha, very funny.... :x

But me thinks he shot them cos he's jealous of their superior rugby teams. :wink:

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Me also.
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Ja raight you silly rooinik (sp). FLY you are excluded from that generalised Afrikaneer comment because i know you aren't. I have too many Sth African mates, bokka bokka. Seriously though go Wallabies.

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South African -> yes
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And since SA is out, you won't hear me shouting for anyone but the Wallabies!! :lol:
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Ja so you are a rooinik. Where abouts from? I am guessing not Pretoria

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Maritzburg boy here. 8)

Been here since i was 3 though, so im as Aussie as South Africans come :)

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Come to think of it, i would kill someone for a mouthful of some biltong and a can of CremeSoda.
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What a coincidence my mates are from Maritzburg and spent a fair bit of time down the road in Durban. Top place i am told.

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...steve... wrote:
But me thinks he shot them cos he's jealous of their superior rugby teams. :wink:


And btw I take this back after that awesome performance by the Wallabies last week end. Lets just hope they do the same to the English otherwise we'll never hear the end of it from those bloody poms!! :roll: :lol:
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