Silvia Club of NSW

An Italian man enters his favourite ritzy restaurant and while sitting
> at his regular table, he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting at a table
> nearby....all alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for their most
> expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her - knowing that if she
> accepts it, she is his.
>
> The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl,
> saying this is from the gentleman. She looks at the wine and decides to
> send a note over to the man. The note read: "For me to accept this
> bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars
> in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants."
>
> The man, after reading the note, sends one of his own back to her and
> it read: "Just so you know - I happen to have a Ferrari Testarosa, a
> BMW850iL, and a Mercedes 560SEL in my garage; plus I have over twenty
> million dollars in the bank. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as
> you, would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back."
>

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