Silvia Club of NSW

The following are actual ads placed in the Personal section of the Ministry
of Sound magazine (UK clubbing/lifestyle magazine):

ARE YOU AGED 18-30, female, slim build, into hardcore techno, a recent
graduate and political activist? Then f*©& off. I want a shit-thick 16 year old bird with no opinions and massive tits. Reply to box xxxx

WERE YOU THE GIRL with braids, blue T-shirt, platform trainers, dancing to the left of the stage during JFK's set at Passion last Friday? I was the
guy curled up under the speaker stack. I meant to talk to you but I was
hallucinating and I thought you had a wolf's head and flippers. But I'm ok
now. Reply to xxxx

ATTENTION ALL MAD clubheads in the Toxteth area going to Cream this
weekend. Me and my mates are going to nick all your valuables while you're out because we're thieving scally f*©&s.

IF YOU ARE a group of around four house fans in the Acton High Street area of West London and you're particularly into old skool Chicago sounds, please turn your stereo down because some of us are trying to get some f*©&ing sleep.

ARE YOU THE TALL BLACK-HAIRED GUY in the black and silver Versace shirt who I shagged in the Ministry toilets about three months ago without any form of birth control? Please write to me. I'd love to hear from you. Just to see how you are and stuff. Don't worry, there's nothing to worry about. Really. It's just that I'm going to have a...ummm...a PARTY! Yes, that's it. A party. Reply xxxx

WANTED: COCAINE. Lots of it. Reply to xxxx

WERE YOU THE man standing three feet away from me at the bar in Fabric, smiling weakly and smelling rather too strongly of Issey Miyake? Because if you look at my tits one more time, I am going to glass you.

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Nature abhors a straight line

Hahahaha. Classic

lol thats awesome

i rekon Phil was the guy staring at that chicks tits

i was there next to him

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Zei, since you had almost as good a view, you'd have to agree, they were nice tits.

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Nature abhors a straight line

HAHA u got busted

and yes they were very nice indeed

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M35 Stagea.info @ http://www.m35stagea.info/

lol