Silvia Club of NSW

A new dimension on a snowy day in the country!! Enjoy!!




This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!!
We have all had bad dates...but this takes the cake. This just tells you
how tough it is to be single nowadays. This was on the Tonight Show with Jay
Leno. Jay went into the
audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The
winner described her worst first date experience. There is absolutely no
question as to why her tale took the prize!

She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold...and the guy had taken
her skiing to Lake Arrowhead. It was a day trip (no overnight). They were
strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun
but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon.
They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to
realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an
hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her
companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for awhile.
Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point
where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee beside the road,
or it would be the front seat of his car.

They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants
down and started. Unfortunately, in the deep snow she didn't have good
footing, so she leaned her butt to rest against the rear fender to steady
herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and
indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking.

All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather
embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon
became aware of another sensation. As she bent
to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly
glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles
immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the
icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to
the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humour she
answered her date's concerns about what is taking so long with a reply that
indeed, she was freezing her butt off and in need of some assistance.

He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and
then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She
too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose
themselves,they assessed her dilemma.

Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a
real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly
cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her
into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there
was only one way to get her free.

So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his
pants and pee her butt off the fender. As for the Tonight Show... she took
the prize hands down... or perhaps that should be pants down.

And you thought your first date was embarrassing. Jay Leno's
comment - - - -This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.

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